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The Good Life
I think every person's dream is to get a lot of money all the time for doing as little as possible. That pretty much sums it up, yeah? Alas, very few people ever get to reach this goal. And it seems, that even the p… -
A Few Of My Favorite Things
After an infamous week, I think it's important to focus on the positive. Like, for instance, I was able to pop my shoulder back into place manually. But I think my left-handed pitching career might be over. Hey, I… -
I'm Not Long For This World
Last night was another banner night in the Endless Mike household. One weekend after an Indian-themed party night, I morphed to more of an Asian themed party night. Or is it AZN? Is that an offensive phrase? Asians t… -
Death And All His Friends
Wow. I'm glad I didn't kick the bucket yesterday or today. Would have been totally overshadowed. Every person's life has maybe a handful of meaningful milestones or turning points that change that person from that p… -
Yeah, About That
Here are some pics of me at this swimming party with my coworkers. See. My life is pretty cool sometimes. -
Virtual Twitter or Deleted Scenes
Sometimes I wish I kept just a straight-up diary. The best show is the one behind the scenes. Hey, to all those hiring ChemE's or actually anyone hiring anyone at a good salary, hire my friend Jeffrey. I give him my f… -
Strange Things Are Afoot At The Circle-K
My life is a weird beast. Things happen and everything goes all twisty-turvy upside downy. Sometimes I'm on the low end of the bell curve, but invariably, the variables shift and I'm up on top again. Dedicated readers… -
Slumdog Zillionaire
In my ongoing quest to expand my horizons and stockpile that life experience, I went with the work posse to a Bhangra concert last night. Translation: pretend I'm an Indian (not the ride horses, wear feathers, and die o… -
SellYourSpleen.com
Today was a weirdo day. First of all, I was in an awesome mood. All my friends at work were in top form with good blasts, and as usual on the Thursday before an off-Friday, everyone was pretty happy. Then, suddenly, m… -
Revisionist History
I was looking through my old blogs and I came upon the following statement from myself on September 13, 2006: "If the mantra that "everything will work out" has always worked out, should this mean that it will continue… -
Because I Can
A big day for long Iron Man streaks for me today. Day 14 of the workout streak. And week 11* of the Monday Fast streak. *Where I skipped on holidays or vacations and I'm not totally sure if my count is accurate. And… -
House Of Cards
Is That Something You Might Be Interested In? Yeah, me neither. Crawfish boils aren't really about crawfish anyway, are they? They are about the beer. And to a lesser extent, the company. Thinking about it more,… -
Quick and Painless
How do you like them apples? Oh, Texas. I'm a masochist through and through. The hotter the better, that's what I've always said. You get a better workout when it's smoldering. I played about 2 hours of basketb… -
How To Write An Incredible Blog Post Without Really Trying
New Theory, Just Developed: For every guy you see in a parking lot (or anywhere for that matter) wearing a wife-beater, your chances of getting stabbed to death triple. So, since I just saw 2 in the Kroger parking lot s… -
How To Be Awesome Without Really Trying
That's how. Or Like This. Good Idea Of The Day: Bring the kiss-on-the-cheek greeting over to the USA. Except for with ugly chicks. And definitely not with guys. Next Vacation: Has to be England. I was told… -
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y DAY
We had an incredible rager with my WORK friends the other night. I was doing pretty good. Talking to people, flirting with the female lot, you know, putting myself out there. But then I woke up Friday quite hungover.… -
Steady As She Goes
Yesterday was my one year anniversary at work. How do you like them apples? One year down, 40 or so to go? I promised myself I wouldn't panic til I'm 29. That will give me one year before I'm 30. Until then, I'm f… -
Even Flow
I have a dream. I have a dream of having two kids. And forcing one to play the violin. And forcing the other to play the piano. Then forcing them to play together while I provide the singing and mouth-guitar. I don'…
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