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Forgo The Parable
I very rarely match my socks. Usually they are the same colour, but I can't promise much more. Is it nature or nurture? I'm not really sure if it comes down to that. I guess it is in my nature to not match them. Al… -
Non Sequitur
Mine is a cautionary tale. My apartment smells like a motel. I think if everyone did the occasional freezeframe 360 stop-motion on their lives, they'd have the "How did I get here?" feeling. I've always hated Sund… -
Director's Commentary
I had an awesome day yesterday. We were off from work, but I went in anyway. I wish it was like that all the time. No one around, I can wear whatever I want, I can play on the internet or phone when I feel like it, be… -
Divine Laissez-Faire
I was talking to a friend earlier, and he said something that reaked of betrayal. So, I wanted to hit him with a Benedict Arnold reference. Then I remembered, "Hey, didn't Johnny Drama on Entourage once say something f… -
Stay Positive
There's no way I'm 23. My mindset is maybe 13 maximum. You have no idea how easily I entertain myself. I spent most of the day today making myself laugh by coming up with jokes about this guy that allegedly has 7 inch… -
Life As A Kite
I am THIS CLOSE to balling up and getting a ticket to ACL for this coming weekend. I can't gaurantee I'd have someone to go with, but that's not a primary concern. One highlight of the weekend was discovering a couple… -
1452
I've gotten contacted 5 times since updating my Monster.com resume the other day, including one voicemail. The person who left a voicemail is automatically out of the running for my services, because I hate voicemails… -
For Whom The Road Tolls
They opened up the toll roads around here to anyone free of charge. It is to help traffic around the city in the post-hurricane recovery period blah blah blah. It is so annoying. As everyone knows, I am one of the pri… -
A is for Advertising
I was at the store the other day, walking around, lolly-gagging, being cool, etc. But then, I came across these pills in the diet/nutrition/across-from-the-cereal section. Wow. Are you freaking kidding me? Lose up… -
Return To Innocence
I have to go back to work today. JUST when I was starting to have fun here at home. The grass is always greener when you don't have to go to work. I got to listen to my favorite radio show, The Jim Rome Show, live for… -
The Day After Yesterday
I don't have work today. Our building survived any damage but the low water pressure around town makes it so we can't flush the toilets there and there isn't enough water to power the air conditioning. So, don't flush… -
The Hurricane Chronicles
I survived the Hurricane! In fact, I thrived. Because I made this documentary. Enjoy. -
A Final Letter
Dear Friends, Family, Comrades, Compatriots, Associates, Peers, Contemporaries, and Enemies: I do not fear the unknown. And I do not fear the known either. I also do not fear things I neither know or don't know. In c… -
Raisin' Cane
Do you have any idea how tired I am about hearing about Hurricanes? Answer: Kind of alot. 1) This is the third time I've been bothered about a Hurricane this year. How many of my friends have been killed by hurricanes?… -
Roasted
Caution: This story is graphic in nature, and not for the faint of heart. After Monday passing by super fast, today was reset to extra slow again. In fact, it seems like it has been weeks since I was almost killed by… -
Down The Hatch
Everyone is interested in my thoughts on current events and likes my takes on politics so I will start there. I watched the news for about 43 seconds today because they were showing my <3 S-Pal on one of the TVs. So… -
Dichotomy
What do you think about things that suck? I think that things that suck suck. Here are some things that suck: Household Chores - Doing household chores sucks. Example: doing dishes. Whenever the dishwasher is done cl… -
We Didn't Start The Fire
As is probably the case on every Saturday morning, on every street, in every town, in the entire world, I drove by a pack of loser girls trying to hold a carwash fundraiser today. Normally, I would just think something… -
Tell Me Your Own Politik
I actually purposely turned on the Republican Convention last night. I had to sit through the normal boring speech blasting Obama by that guy Rudy Giuliani who guest starred on "The Nonfat Yogurt" episode of Seinfeld on… -
The Cold Part
My extent of political knowledge and research into the upcoming election comes exclusively from Google News headlines.Oh, daughter of Sarah Palin, say it ain't so! But what do you expect? There's nothing for 17 year o… -
Gravity Rides Everything
I am so freaking impressionable. Depending on what TV show I watched last, I sometimes want to either be an Ice Road Trucker or a particle physicist. I have a thirst for learning, and I also love these sort of document…
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