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Let An Umbrella Give You A Frown
So, the other day I was raving about the purchase of an umbrella. Today, I am walking out of school and I see it's starting to rain. No problem - I have an umbrella. So I take it out and continue about my business.… -
Silent Stalker
It was pretty cool the other day. I was walking down the hall at school and there was this cop talking to this Asian guy. I walked by and the cop was like, "Have you ever seen a psychologist?" Down the hall was ano… -
PSA #4801
Note to all morons: Just because you have your warning lights on does not mean you can stop in the middle of the road. It is against the law unless you have a valid emergency. An emergency does not include dropping of… -
My Movies
I finally made an exhaustive list of the DVD's I own. This does not include TV series, etc. Enjoy. 12 Monkeys28 Days LaterA Clockwork OrangeAmerican PsychoAustin PowersBack to the Future 1Back to the Future 2Back t… -
Tuna, Trampolines, and Severed Limbs
It's been a great few weeks ever since HEB decided to put a sale on their tuna. Namely, the Starkist Tuna Creations tuna pouches. I buy alot, and I mean ALOT. To the tune of 5 or so a day. I bet the workers are conf… -
Let A Frown Be Your Umbrella
Yesterday was momentous as I purchased my first ever umbrella. I have gone my life being rained on, but those days are over. Everytime it would rain, I would think "I really need to buy an umbrella." But then I never w… -
Rest In Peace
Y'know, if/when I die, I don't want to Rest In Peace. That's boring. I'd rather join the ghost army or something. Atleast give me something to do. I'd like to haunt people. Maybe pick a hotel room or a 7-11 and real… -
Thief By Tangerine Dream
What ever happened to Ben Savage, star of Boy Meets World. I am curious as to what became of him, however I am only curious to the point right beneath researching it. I don't even have the energy to find him on IMDB.co… -
"Funny" Headlines Vol. 2
This caught my eye... Toddler Dies 10 Days After Falling Into Pool Damn, he treaded water for a while. I would have given up after an hour or so. Boom boom chh. Uncouth/unsavory jokes are cool. Speaking of swimming… -
Newspaper Headlines are Stupid
Some people are stupid. Even people who work for newspapers. Take this headline for instance. Bill Passed In Response to VaTech Melee Last I checked, there was no melee at Virginia Tech. A melee is a violent free-fo… -
Take Me Fishing
I listen to the radio about 10-12 hours per day. Often they play alot of lame PSA's (Public Service Announcements). These can range from Smokey the Bear telling you to play with fire, or other ads telling you to lo… -
Time For Heroes
Paris Hilton and the related coverage of her represents about 45% of what's wrong with America and the world in this day in age. She isn't fat, so she doesn't epitomize that portion of the wrongs of the world. And I'… -
Gilbert, Ween, et al
Today I was standing at the cross walk on Guadalupe waiting for the light to turn. Close to me was a young mother and her son, circa 6 years old. The son also had a friend there. At one moment, the son ran to chase th… -
Old Man in the Hot Hot Sun
The worst part about summer school is as I expected - walking in the hot ass sun. My 1.2 miles each way trek wasn't that bad in the fall, or even the spring. But now, ugh. I am literally in a sweat as I type having ju… -
A Moment In The Life Vol. 258
I caught myself talking to myself today. Setting: Walking home from school. Situation: I notice this guy from my class about 50 ft ahead of me walking in the same direction. Monologue: "Is that that tool from class?… -
WTF, I will pwn Jill.
I usually see commercials and let them go by the wayside. However, there is now one particular commercial that I feel that I must now comment on. This is because I have seen it mentioned by 2 different unrelated people… -
The Dead Pool
Yesterday, I woke up and was piddling around the apartment as usual. Then, I heard a splash. "Hmm," I thought, "Maybe the local hooligans are throwing bags of cement into the pool again." I looked outside and what… -
The Salesman Episode 3
Watch my new awesome video, The Salesman Episode 3. The first 2 episodes are on my youtube page if you're interested, but you don't necessarily have to be a Salesman expert to enjoy part 3.
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