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Drunk Run
So today I get an email from school saying that traffic will be tight on March 31 because of some sort of Fun Run. That's bad enough in and of itself. As I've said since about 1st grade, running isn't fun, so there can… -
Hmm...
Well, Nothing to complain about, nothing to say. Well, maybe something. I haven't felt any zip and/or pep in as long as I can remember. I just go through my workouts so mundane. I even ran today and didn't feel anyt… -
Swampgas
Who's up for a swim? Mmmm, appetizing. Just living close to that cesspool is probably what's causing my terminal stomach disease. It is very reminiscent of the highly underrated character Swamp Thing. I remem… -
Apocalypse Yesterday
Yesterday counts as one of my top 5 worst days ever. Shortly after posting on xanga, my illness kicked into high gear. Insert ridiculous stomach pains, insane headaches, and the inability for me to sleep more than 30… -
Whisper "Are you dying?" in my ear
I hate having tests at night. Especially stressful Unit Operations tests. Because then they manifest themselves into my dreams. I couldn't sleep last night because I kept doing engineering calculations in my dreams.… -
Colour Me Flattered
I googled my name as I am apt to do (being that me and some old dude in Ohio are the only dudes with my name), and I found that some guy actually posted one of my poems on his blog. Apparently he's some guy that speaks… -
Milk - It does a mouth good
I just had a brilliant idea. Everyone loves eating cereal, and the best part of eating it is the great way the milk tastes when you're done. So why not sell milk with cereal flavoring already added? My personal favo… -
Streaming
How about some stream of consciousness? I don't see how no one thought of the George Foreman grill about 500 years before George Foreman. It's just two pieces of metal. With rivets. And then you heat it. Not to say it… -
Bracketocious
I'm probably the worst bracket picker of all time. 5 of my sweet 16 teams were out after the first round on my facebook bracket. I filled out brackets on two other things too with slight differences, but probably equal… -
Selfpark it in your asshole
So I go to workout, and I come back and I have a parking ticket. WTF. It's spring break and there are no cars on the road. I won't take this lying down, so I submitted the following awesome appeal: I am appealing thi… -
Blur
My springbreak has been a glorious blur of laying around, riding my bike, playing with my little brother, sleeping, seeing old friends, laughing with my mom, spicey food, and sleeping. Pure ecstasy. -
Scrub a dub dub
I just finished my 127th episode of Scrubs in the past 2 weeks. Putting me right up to current with the show. NOW what am I supposed to do? *whimper* Side effects include all my dreams and thoughts being Scrubs-rela… -
Break it up
I am actually feel some giddyness about the coming Spring Break. I haven't had one since 2004 due to me being awesome. Granted, I'm not doing anything special, but regardless. I'll get to see my little brother, some o… -
Deal
I was watching Deal or No Deal and they had some WWE wrestlers on there to spice up the show or something. It reminded of the time that Andres spit water in that wrestler's face at that wrestling show and had to be esco…
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