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Orange you glad I said banana?

I buy the orange chewable Centrum vitamins. I love the things. The problem is, they taste so good, and yet you are still only supposed to eat one a day. What's the deal with that? I eat at least 5 a day. I can't hel…
School Dazed

Hoards of morons: Check Dumbasses rambling on in front of a room: Check Mixture of hate, disgust, boredom, and confusion, boiling in my liver: Check Yup, must be school. I exaggerate, it wasn't that bad. I dropped…
The Bicycle Diaries and Try To Get Austin Normal: Volume 1

My bike is like an orgasm on 20" wheels. This baby is so rock solid. I could fall off a cliff while kicking your dog in the face and stealing your grandpa's soul and it would still stick the landing. I have "gyro" h…
RAD: At Helltrack... the heat is on.

Accomplishments of the day. Buy a router: Check. Bought and installed. Buy a bike: Check. I bought a badass BMX bike. I was gonna get a really shit bike and just deal with it, but then I realized that I'll have to r…
The Humble Abode

I drove from Nederland to Austin today. I unpacked all my stuff and organized my room. It looks pretty sweet if I do say so myself. Some of you might think that putting up a few posters, vacuuming, and hanging some cl…
Hard Hat Harry vs. Houston: Bag The Nematoad

I'm a big fan of the psychological experiment. I'm also a bit whacked in the head so it works out. I was driving from the Austin to the N today to recover all the treasures hidden here in the hometown. One of my parti…
Tales of a 16th Grade Nothing

Uh oh. The bad news is that I'm sort of excited about this school year. Everything seems to be shaping up pretty well. My room has more closet space than like, a place with alot of closets. I'll have my cool poster…
The Illiad Part 2: Endless Mike and The Bogman

This reminds me of that episode where Chandler stuck that rat in Ross's burger and Ross took a bite of it and got all pissed off. So then later for revenge, Ross stuck a black widow in Chandler's burger, but the black w…
Are Sex Dolls Imaginging Inflatable Men?: The Meaning of Being Meaningless

I very rarely expound on religion and there is a reason for that. Oftentimes, those who profess to not have or believe in a religion are either labeled as 1) social deviants 2) devil worshipers 3) needing to be Saved.…
The Match That Lit Hell On Fire

The first page of... Wasteland Man ™ by Travis Zephyr Chapter 1: The Blockbuster I was floating over glowing grey clouds when a shrill shriek sliced through the night and snapped my eyelids open. The dre…
Dreams, Confrontation, Complaining, Denouement

Sleep. The great equalizer. The rich, the poor, the middle-class, the homeless, the chimney sweeps: they all sleep. Sure, rich people might dream about setting famous paintings on fire and decapitating gypsies;…
On Hell, Death, and Fond Farewells

The reports of my death were greatly exaggerated. I've been staying at a Motel the last three days that lacked internet access. It also lacked cleanliness. It was the cheapest place I could find. It's the kind of p…
The Not So Welfare or How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love The Blob

I was at the local supermarket today purchasing an assortment of dried fruit for the day's snacking pleasure. Being that I only had a few items in hand, I decided to make use of the "express" 10 items or less line. I w…
I was at Books-A-Million wasting time today when I noticed a large gathering of stooges sitting around playing card games or something. I think it was one of those Magic: The Pokemon Gathering games where you collect ca…
I don't know where we'd be without my little brother being born. I would never have days like today, and that would truly be a shame. It's something that's made unquantifiable changes, and the type of circumstance that…
This was just one of those days that's so blah it's painful. It's the kind of day where I look at everything and just think, "I don't think I can keep doing this." It was the kind of day where I just get frustrated wi…
My mind is geared now to say "That's what she said" at all applicable moments. I say this at any time where I hear a statement it can be used with. Examples include: Random Person: "This is way too big" (referring t…
It was a somber day at work as a guy from my department died of a heart attack Friday. He was the equivalent of my boss, but just over a different part of Environmental. He was 45 and leaves behind a 10 year old and 12…
There was once a man from Nantucket. This week is kind of important and I need proper nutrition. So I'm trading the fast today for a fast next week and a fast to be named later. The naming of the days makes no sense.…
I want to be a superhero. Today marks the first time I've used a coin flip to decide whether I'll fast or not on Monday. Verdict: Heads. So I'll be fasting tomorrow. Deciding stuff via coin flip is cool.
George W. Bush's tax-free weekend. I bought some new pimp shoes, a new book, and some new shorts and khaki pants. The short lived high of a new purchase is an interesting one. You're full of new possibilities. Wha…
Some would be well served to grow up and leave me alone. To whom it may concern: if I see you I will beat you within inches of your life. Anyway, I thought I've been eating like a pig all week but I haven't gained any l…
Oh no. I've been home alone for over a couple of hours without watching any movies or TV. What does this mean? Yes. Hurtling full force into the abstract. The dizzying, self-realizing, "meaning of life", reflecting,…
You heard it here first. The Astros will not make the playoffs this year. Sorry, no rabbit in the hat this time. The magic is dead. My heterosexual lifemate Greg insists that the Astros will make the playoffs. Howev…
O, it's a grind. An endless barrage of hurdles with the only break being smaller hurdles. Food and sleep are two enemies, forcing the hand. Feeling well overdue for a hibernation. Forge ahead, like swimming in from o…

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