Today didn't suck. Try that on for size. They say chance is a fool's name for fate. That's probably true. Because not everyone could be such a kick ass person. I like the fellow students I work with. Me and Eric c…
Work has been grinding my gears so much lately. I definitely need a job I like and hopefully love when I'm older, because doing stuff you don't like all day will drive you mad. Angry mad. Oh well, maybe I'm just in a…
One time Matthew went to the doctor for a physical when he was like in 8th grade. Then I was at Jeffrey's, and I was like, "So Matthew, how did you physical go?" and Matthew goes, "I got checked for hemorrhoids." I tho…
Life sucks and all, but it's not like you have a choice. You could die and find out that being dead sucks even more than being alive, then you've got no other options. So you might as well stay alive. Today I went abo…
At yesterday's swimming festivities, many people saw my newly crafted body for the first time. I haven't been sans-shirt at a party in a while, so many were amazed by my weight loss and my Michelangelo's "David"-esque p…
I might have to apologize, because any and all creativity I may have possessed at one time has been sapped by my time consuming schedule and the fact that I don't have much alone time anymore. Even at work now, I have t…
The TZ Diet. Some people might wonder what I eat everyday. That is probably because I am so smart and/or good-looking with super speed and agility. The TZ diet is pretty cool but it is an acquired taste. Luckily,…
I'm a 21 year old guy who gets goosebumps during the trailer for Beavis and Butt-Head Volume 3. You decide.
I can kinda get how people seem to disappear. I feel like I'm heading that way. My days are a weird mix of work, tuna, working out, Michelle, mini-wheats, movies, and Ween. Luckily, those seem like the ingredients t…
Note to self: Epic weekend worth remembering. I wore my Duke blue devils hat for like 5 years and everything sucked. Then I wore my Texans hat for like a few weeks till they didn't draft Reggie Bush and pissed me off…
The saga of the ruler ended yesterday as I was handed a new stainless steel ruler - a 12 inch one! My display of breaking the 18 inch ruler prompted them to realize we have no need for such a long ruler. TZ-1 Everyo…
Happy Birthday To My Mom 43 years and she's got this to show for it... Not too bad if you ask me...
My Mom's birthday is on June 5th. I crafted this poem for her and couldn't wait to share it. Born in Poland in '63 Ended up in Nederland, Texas -Was it destiny? She's come a long way -A rags to riches story So many g…
My life became like an episode of Seinfeld today. At work now I have to color all these lines, and I had this long 18 inch ruler. This was impossible to use effectively and would often poke me in the chest or be hard t…
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