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FEAST YOUR EYES On these 2 hotties... Damn, The Polish are powerful,smart, AND ungodly attractive. In other news... It's so hard to find good help these days. One of the girls called in sick, so I contacted Steve to…
Weddings Rule

Weddings are awesome. My extended step-family freakin owns. I am nature's greatest miracle. Try this on for size... The Three Wedding Ushers (Bouncers) More cool pics as they come into my p…
"If some wicked circumstance forces you to taste evil... it's best to spit it out. " -Michael Tworzydlo "An honorable man can never fight dishonor with dishonorable tactics." - Michael Tworzydlo Some might wonder wh…
"You can't live each day like it's your last. That's not practical. Just try to make each day better than the last." - Michael Tworzydlo
TZ TRUTHS (Formerly known as TZ's Proverb of the day) Don't forget to read the previous and initial installment of TZPotD, located on the previous post. "A man sees what he wants to see, and hears what he wants to hear…
THE TZ CHRONICLES: The TZ Philosophy Volume 1 As I come to terms with my stance on life more and more lately, I have been feeling an incredible undeniable urge to write and philosophise as a means of organizing my thou…
You know what... Maybe I'm feeling older in my mind after all. I think today has broken the record for most epiphanies. What Would MacGyver Do? I think I know. A sudden manifestation of the essence or meaning of…
They should give people tests and then when you are like me and you pass, you get the right to have a bazooka fastened to the roof of your car to eliminate poor drivers. - TZ (World's Greatest Driver) P.S. - We've come…
The only thing there is to say... Every silver lining's got a touch of grey.
Today when I was coming up the stairs to my room, I passed the guy who might have been the saddest man I've ever seen. He looked like a hillbilly working class type guy, and had like a lunch pail, and just looked like hi…
Balsamo is often considered world's gayest man. But that leaves more women for the rest of us. He requested to be Pepperfied and I kindly obliged...
This weekend was L-O L-O L-O L-O L-O L-O L-O L-O L-O L-O Lovely. Please read about the blasphemy commited against the man many consider god, George Deutsch. http://www.chron.com/disp/sto…
Reupdate: OMG This was the best LOST ever. Check that. I've watched more TV than you could shake a stick at. Than you could even begin to imagine. I credit TV as one of my parents. I am one with TV. I'm only 21 yea…
UPDATE: So I go to buy some beer because I can, and I'm not even carded. That was anti-climactic. But I did literally lol, check that, literally guffaw all the way home from the sheer irony. Plus, a really superb day…
Apparently I was born once... Around 21 years ago or something? I know I'm supposed to be the one GETTING gifts... But instead I'll give one... Michael Tworzydlo Productions™ Presents... UNTITLED BIRTHDAY SPECIAL…
As much as I love Back to the Future, and this is virtual blasphemy to its name, it still stands as F'ing hilarious. Eprops to Gillispie for turning me on to it. Brokeback To The Future On another note, what's the de…
What's that thing that happens sometimes when you're old, or you get hit by a train? It's when all your organs stop going and all that. Dying? Yeah, dying. Zeus had it in for my mom and I last night and dished out a…
I just had one of the greatest LOL moments in my life. I was showing my little brother Nick some pictures on my computer. I'd show him a picture of my stepbrother Jacob, and he'd say "Jake!", and I'd do the same with…
Hanging with the Super Rice Brothers today was the stuff dreams are made of. The fact that these two incredible men came from one womb is astonishing. Building on my "Must purchase every energy drink I've never tried"…
Update: Blasphemy! No TV channel played Groundhog Day. What IS UP with that? They decided that Gone in 60 Seconds or Jurassic Park were better choices. This is a sign of the Apocalypse. I'm telling you. I really real…
My major personal project today has been updating and adding to my favorite song list I chronicled the other day. I've still got the plan to write a short summary for each song detailing it's origins and impact on my li…

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- Name: Michael T.
- Location: Houston, Texas, United States
- Birthday: 2/8/1985
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