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The Salesman
I had my suit and tie on yesterday, so I decided this warranted the creation of a special short film. Kick back, relax, and watch The Salesman. Make sure to stay past the credits for an extra spooky scene! Happy Ha… -
Denouement
My only qualm with video blogs is that I can't easily incorporate them into a book chronicling my life. But, I think I have a solution. As everyone knows, my dream is to have a copy of all my Xanga posts handed out to… -
The Week In Review #3
Feast your eyes. Feed your soul. -
Psychosomatic
Sometimes the weirdest things irk me. As I strolled through campus the other day, I was enraged by how many people were wearing sandals. "When did sandals become socially acceptable?" "I know Jesus wore sandals, but th… -
An Alarming Statistic
5 out of the last 6 times I've walked through the doors of a store, the alarm has gone off. 3 of those times I have been entering the store, and the stores include both HEB and Walgreens. This makes no sense. I come… -
Playoffs
Oh yeah, Jim. We're talking about playoffs. I got a TD and a pick (versus a team of nerds from the honor dorms that we stomped the life out of, mind you). And now, it's time to Lay Down The Hammer in... the playof… -
I'll take the sticker.
As great as the internet is, it still can't find everything I want. I read this strip in a Peanuts once at La Suprema probably 3 years ago and really liked it. Something the young Matthew Rice said a few weeks ago remi… -
For Three
3 Yes, today marks the 3 year anniversary of this Xanga. 3 years, around 1,070 posts (yeah I counted), countless opinions expressed. And literally dozens of visitors. 1/7th of my life chronicled online. Wow. In hon… -
Layin' Down The Hammer
After going totally defeated last season, our team won it's second game in a row tonight in Flag Football. Granted, very few players remain from our team last year, mostly just me and Croft. Regardless, we were able to… -
The Week In Review
I now present my first ever VIDEO BLOG... Enjoy. The sound and video don't synch perfectly, but hey, what's a boy to do. I added it to youtube too. Because, why not. -
Defeducation
I often visit the local Chemical Engineering lavatory to freshen up or utilize the urinals. Recently, far more often than should be allowed, I find some cruel inconsiderate beast using the stall for... things people use… -
The Past Passed
I reminisce as much as the next guy. Probably even more.I like to lay and think back. I think about the days that seem like yesterday, but were 15 years ago. I look back to when I was a kid and how everything seemed s… -
Recollection
I always have the phantom smell of dogfood. I'm just sitting there at school, and I'll think, "It smells like dogfood in here." This has happened for the past couple of years so it's not a recent phenomena. That remin… -
What would you do if I sang out of tune?
Sometimes I'll hear people talk about the future. They have plans, hopes, dreams, what have you. "I'll go on to Law school, or I'm gonna work at Company X, or I'm gonna be a pharmacist, or I'll be a social worker, or… -
Mission Accomplished
No, that isn't my lookalike from the future. It's me and my new kickass sunglasses. There's this badass new outlet mall in Round Rock, and I heard that the Sunglass Club there was selling stuff at huge discount. S… -
Luck of the Polish
I was walking around campus earlier. I was thinking about how, thanks to the Earth's rotation, the sun is always in my eyes as I walk to school, then it's in my eyes again as I walk home from school. This led me to… -
Politics and Religion
The jerkoff with stupid ass music and Anne Coulter's ugly face on his blog has inspired me to think about politics. For about 20 or so years of my life, I'd claim I was a Republican. This is mostly because I grew up wi… -
Sweet sweet sweet victory
OMG after 5 tries total, my first IM flag football win. -
Let's Bitch
There's this guy who wears a Fraternity related T-shirt everyday. It is the most annoying shit and warrants a jackhammer to the head. Earlier, a comrade spoke of 5 hours sleep as it is a bad thing. That would be a wor… -
Strange Things Are Afoot At The Circle-K
The following is a true story. It was Friday night, and Michael parked his car back at his apartment, after a workout at the gym. As he walked towards his apartment, he passed a young lady and then clicked his car rem…
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