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  • Kick back, relax, and expand your mind with an all new episode of REX AND THE CITY. That's right, a "To be continued..." episode. In the meantime, spend all your money buying fine Rex and the City products. If you…

  • Don't know what to get your significant other for Christmas? Can't decide what to buy for the kids? Spam them with REX AND THE CITY paraphernalia!!! BEHOLD! The (not so) triumphant return of Rex and the City!! OMG!…

  • Why couldn't I have been born 150 years earlier? And in the Old West. That's all I ask. What a rip off. Some morons tell me that there is no internet or TV in the old west. So what? In the old west, you could easi…

  • A&M used a Game Genie to keep it close, but alas, they still lost. Better luck next time.

  • Worst. Thanksgiving. Ever. F'ing Cowboys. Maybe looking at other people's good Thanksgivings will cheer me up. Okay I feel kinda better now.

  • CRASH!

    Something cool actually happened today. I was at a redlight, looking down and F'ing around with my phone as usual. Then I heard a big screech. I was like "WTF?" Then I looked and in the middle of the intersection right…

  • Disclaimer: The following is a satire by Michael W. Tworzydlo. The statements presented have not been verified by the FDA or the USDA. All rights reserved. THANKSGIVING: A Celebration of the American Holocaust It's a…

  • Super Human Powers

    My incredible sense of smell has been well documented. I like when I smell wintertime outside and I think back to being a child and having happiness and that sense of wonder. I am like a wolverine. I like when it is co…

  • The bad news is that I woke up this morning. The good news is that that gives me time to articulate some of my politcal stances. PUBLIC EXECUTIONS - These are the best. Everyone loves seeing somene get their head lopp…

  • I'm a beaten man. School has sapped any vigor, passion, or lust for life that I may have once had. I've become a shell. I stroll through the day like a zombie, but not the cool kind. Even my trademark rage and hatred…

  • When Beavis and Butthead mention Star Trek.... it makes me want to explode with pleasure. My mom is getting me the Mike Judge collection for Christmas. That is going to rule. Sleeping from 2-8:30 pm... yeah that's norm…

  • It is one of the coldest days of all time today. The kind of day where you just want to curl up next to the fireplace with a good book. Minus the book. Sometimes I wish life had a reset button. Or atleast a pause. D…

  • I know of atleast one person who was offended and saddened by my anti-homeless opinions that I expressed yesterday. I was so distraught by this that I decided to make up for it by writing a song that can be an anthem fo…

  • I'll sometimes make the occasional pseudo-racist or anti-homosexual joke, all in the the interest of humor, of course; but the one demographic I truly hate is homeless people. There is no excuse for being homeless and h…

  • HaNgiN with the family is super fun.

  • If the TEXAS LONGHORNS lose today, I will literally kill myself. You heard it here first. Update: That was a close one.

  • OMG Why wasn't I informed that Beavis and Butthead comes on comedy central now. This is incredible. Haha, Government was funny today. We had this lame pop quiz over something I hadn't read at all. And one of the…

  • HERE IS AN AWESOME TRIBUTE I MADE IN HONOR OF THE GREATEST SOFTBALL TEAM OF ALL TIME THE NINJA LOOTERS! Hmm, I haven't done a Rex all week... Maybe I'll churn one out before I leave tomorrow. I've got ideas. And they…

  • I'm in a writing mood, so here's a little something I like to call... What Might Have Been... AUSTIN, Texas (Tworzydlo Associated Press) -- King Tworzydlo did more great things as usual yesterday, including tricking ma…

  • My enemies at The Daily Texan got their just desserts today as Proposition 2 aka "Proposition No one really likes gay people or cares about their rights" passed with ease throughout Texas. As you may or may not know, Th…

  • REX AND THE CITY Action Figure I just got off the phone with the toy company. I've been dealing with them about making some "Rex and the City" action figures for all the fans out there, and I received the first protot…

  • SLAP IN THE FACE PART DEUX The daily texan decided to keep pissing me off by printing another T-Rex themed comic... This is disgraceful. I will get even. This isn't vengeance. No, not vengeance. But, PUNISHMENT!…

  • KILL THE DAILY TEXAN!! I send them a copy of some of my early Rex comics a few weeks ago... And today... they print THIS! Hmm, a T-Rex as the star of a comic? Man, where have I seen that before? Bastards. You can…

  • REX AND THE CITY... coming at ya. Terrell Owens is the man. The lame Eagles are trying to ruin my fantasy team by suspending him. WTF? Owens challenged the whole locker room to a fight. That is the sign of a true…

  • WTF. My favorite Football team Da Baylor Bears lost today to texas . Those meaniez will get theirz tho, i think they ran up da score! Victories last a day but class lasts forever! On another sour note, my second favori…

  • Feast your eyes and your mind... on an all new "Rex and the City". My lunch/dinner yesterday consisted only of Frosted Mini Wheats cuz they were on sale. My food today has consisted of Frosted Flakes. Frosted cerea…

  • TZ - THE JUDGE OF HUMANITY Today I was walking through school as usual, getting pissed off by the same sort of people I see, but then, I decided that instead of complaining... I SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. So, I am o…

  • Clues as to why I hate my major and all the goons in it. I was in class a bit early and all the stooges in there were talking about your standard nerd issues, and the topic turned to inhalers. The conversation between t…

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