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ive spent alot of time on the road lately and i gotta say that i really love the ribbon stickers people put on the back of their cars.
Today someone was talking to me and was like : "thats pretty horrible about that tidal wave" and i was like "no". dying by a wave is probably the best way. other than elevator malfunction. i woulda grabbed a surfboar…
I start my new job January 10. I'm going Thursday for a physical and drug test for this. I'd like to be playing playstation, but this tv sucks and has no good input's and its 13 inch anyway so it blows. I'll go buy a…
The Cowboys should sign Zombie Reggie White to replace gay Marcellus Wiley.
Jason Gillispie is the world's coolest dude.
Festivus was yesterday and boy was it a good one. I didn't get to aire my grievances to some of you personally so I will now. If you're not on here, don't think that you haven't disappointed me over the year. I got a l…
Jones - "Steve calls George a thief because steve's a sore loser." Miller looks at blood on his jeans Miller - "Explain" Miller looks at Jones Bleeding Miller - "aaah you sick fuck" This was in the last 10 minutes. W…
I was gonna go onto xanga hiatus but this commercial stirred me from hibernation. The commercial has some B-list actors talking about AIDS and how it's bad or something. Supposedly people die from it or something. And…
Xanga hiatus for atleast a day starting now.
Upon further review, Dumb and Dumber is my favorite comedy movie of all time. I remember when I first saw this movie. It was with my mom at the movies when it first came out. That was 10 years ago. Damn.
Interesting Facts: Vinnie Testerverde is the oldest man on the planet and the worst QB known to man. Bill Parcells was a good coach like 20 years ago and thinks all the players that were good in the 80's are still good…
Yesterday on Hannity and Colmes they had this dude who tried to sue to get "under God" taken out of the pledge. By the way, Colmes is the biggest douschebag in the history of the world, but we'll save that for another d…
oh the joys of hanging out with the family. and being assigned the task of putting this gas log thing together for no apparent reason. and having to go to the hardware store. picture me in a hardware store. you cant…
Everytime I go to campus, I make a point of walking past the field house where all the football players go and congregate. My dream is that I'm walking by and Derrick Johnson or Cedric Benson or one of the coaches is li…
EndlessMike03: yeah ill just stick to sex with dogs i S hf iS h9 900: yeah, its hard to find one without a tail tho, those things piss me off
Pimps And ballas this is OG TZ up in this mutha. u no how it is sellin crack to kidz for money. it aint easy busta. i been shot so many times that my arm fell off.
Do you or anyone you know want a swift kick to the groin?
Do you or anyone you know want an apartment in the ATX for next semester? Contact me. Reasonable rates.
I wish I was Clint Eastwood. But, since I can't get that, I wish I had a gun. On that note, I refuse to not play this song.
Buy me a fleshlight for Festivus.
I just finished setting up our Festivus pole. Yes, this magical time brings a warm feeling to my usually cold heart. You better be ready for the Airing of Grievances, cuz I'm not going easy on anyone this year. And yo…
It's Christmas time once again, and you all know what that means, worshipping Satan. Satan is the dark lord and he's here to help you get what you want. Especially around Christmas; that is when he sends his ill…
You have no chance to survive make your time.
remember those days when you'd go to the gas station and there would be one of those attendents to gas ur car up. and then you'd throw a match at him and the whole place would explode.
Lack of sleep has a way of messing with a boys mind. Damn these dumbass energy pills I bought to try to wake me from zombification. I have gone from zombie to more of a vietnam-vet state of mind. You know, where you w…
Sometimes I think the only way I'm gonna have a wife is if I go back to Poland, find one, and import her here. That is the best way. These American dames just don't cut it for me. If you want to know something about…
One of the main problems in the world today is unicyclists. I was unfortunate enough to see one of these criminals the other day. There a guy was, standing on his unicycle talking on his phone. I walked past this dud…
Why do these gay people want marriage so much? Don't they realize that gay people are gross and should be chastised? Obviously not. I would agree to allowing gay marriage if all gays agreed to my terms. The terms a…
The greatest thing about Austin is all the cool homeless people you see on the street. They hold up gay signs, and are ugly, and dirty. If you are really lucky you will see a homeless person at a local shopping cente…
The phrase “the whole nine yards” first gained fame among fighter pilots who employed the use of .50 caliber machine guns onboard their planes. The gun belt for this weapon is said to have been exactly 27 feet long, so i…

EndlessMike03

- Name: Michael T.
- Location: Houston, Texas, United States
- Birthday: 2/8/1985
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