I don't really feel like writing so much anymore since I usually voice my weirdo theories right away now at work. That, and work saps my will to write/live. Honestly, years off my life dealing with certain people.
Hey, remember that great time it snowed in Houston? Something like 5 days ago? I sure as hell do.
I was forced to park not under my usual carport because someone stuck this big rolled up carpet there, presumably because they were going to stick it in someone's house. I was livid, and since no one was around, I picked up and threw the carpet into the bushes. But I was too scared to park in the now-free parking spot because then they'd know I'm the culprit and smash my windows.
Snow is good, although I'm somewhat genetically predisposed to cold weather so I'm not bothered. Good thing, because I ran the Half Marathon in the high 30's with a constant drizzling rain.
Perfect run really. Found what should be a good Full-Marathon pace and did that for the first 9 miles, before I was certain I had plenty left to finish the race, then I kicked it into Zenyatta high-gear for the remainder. Passed people (including power walking tools wearing tank tops and giant plastic bags) up until the finish line.
Pictures will be posted as soon as the photographer posts them so I can
bootleg purchase them.
Here's a good name for a Chinese stripper:
For those on pins and needles wondering about how I'm doing in fantasy football: brilliantly. Made the playoffs in both leagues. Read 'em and weep.
I was thinking about the relations with women and the like that I've had over the years, and I think I need to try to work in a few more ethnicities. No harm in trying, you know. Maybe I'd like a Jamaican woman, who can say.
But I'd definitely be into maybe a:
And, in the vein of buying things that are awesome... I now own...
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