So I Got That Going For Me, Which Is NiceI've been buying lots of stuff lately. I mainly blame the folks over at
woot.com. And the fact that I can't turn down any "VIP" e-mails I get offering me 20% off.
Whatever. It helps add spikes to my happiness slope.
The Optician chick helped me pick out some new glasses the other day. She brought over lots of frames while I sat there with my eyes dilated. Then we picked out some frames. Some Armani ones no less. I think I look awesome in them though, so why not.
And I deserve it, because I was accepted into
www.beautifulpeople.com after all, where something like millions of the less aesthetically-gifted have been rejected. After finding out Britain was the ugliest country with something like 14% acceptance rate, I had to try. It was risky, considering how fragile my ego is. But, made the cut. Now, knowing I'm vastly superior to the UK's male population, I want to move there even more so I can have free reign over the ladies. Albeit they're statistically not so hot looking either. But I'm not really big into looks. Functionality is the key.
Oh, and I'm going on a weeklong North Carolinian vacation in a few days. Will give me a chance to have fun, get a little blast of the past, and step my running game up in the farmlands. Read some books too hopefully. And ride an airplane, which I still can't get enough of.
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