Usually I count any day as a success if I find something weird and funny and new to laugh at. The weird thing is, even after 1000s of days, I still do.
You'd think I would have run out of funny things to think about at work, but I never do. Whether it's pondering if I could kill an old man with a single blow, or figuring out the logic behind eating multiple donuts, I love it.
At home is no exception, where tonight I find myself laughing at the thought of people buying toupees online.
If someone was going to buy a toupee, why get one with ratty grey hair? So you could look like an old stoner?
There used to be this classic old stoner that worked where I did, but he disappeared one day.
Why buy a toupee online anyway? Or ever. Maybe if I was bald, and then I was going to move to another continent and start life anew.
Normal Happy Old Dude 
Old Pedophile Blitzed Out Of His Mind On The Hippy LettuceIf you want to have cool hair, try something like this:
It's cool. Romantic. Intelligent design. I think I will get that sort of sensual design shaved into my dome when I get married. But, then I couldn't wear a grey wig. Too many decisions.
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