Interesting postscript to my last post. Okay, long story short: last weekend I accidentally bumped my head in my kitchen because my cabinets are poorly designed and jut out and aren't made for nighttime walking. So I had to get 5 stitches above my eye. But it's all sorted out now.
Anyway, so I was at the doctor's office Friday because I had to get my stitches removed. Being that I'm 24, I was able to bring the office waiting room average age down to around the mid 70's. Then, this 90 year old hag comes in and starts talking and whatnot. The doctor was standing behind the check-in counter and her conversation with the walking corpse was something like this:
Old Hag:
Will getting this flu shot protect me from the Swine Flu?Doctor:
No it's only for Type A and B flu.Old Hag:
Can I get a flu shot for the Swine Flu?Doctor:
No those aren't made and readily available.Old Hag:
Have you heard of the Swine Flu?Doctor:
Yes, we have but there's no flu shot for it.Old Hag:
(more angry) So what will happen when the swine flu breaks out!Then the doctor forced her to come back into the office because she was causing a scene. Even the 70 year olds waiting with me were forced to snicker.
I love playing Madden online for a lot of reasons. First of all, I love football and am getting
pretty good at the game. Second, I can meet some very nice and interesting people. Usually, they are humble in defeat. For instance:
Eloquent. Thirteen-year-olds these days, wow. I guess the consensus is that I'm a pussy.
Yeah, well, would a pussy be able to whip up an all-new
Rex And The City?
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