I came home yesterday and there was an evil looking black cat on the patio above me.
I came home today and some chick's swimsuit tops and bottoms were hanging there instead. Big improvement.
But who dries their clothes outside anyway? Hippies? Maybe she's experimental and is using the unmentionables to lure me up into her flat for a little, ya know.
I'm scared I'm falling into this place in my life I always feared. For a split second as I was leaving work today, I legitimately thought "Another day, Another Dollar." Nooo! I famously stated back in the day that that was the ultimate sign of giving up on life and career.
I was looking up to the sky when walking home and it looked like things might be fixing to rain. That's not so cool. I hate it when people are like, "Ah! Good! We've been needing rain!" What are you even talking about, we haven't needed rain in decades. When you need water, just get it from the faucet, problem solved. Rain ruins my drives, my runs, my everything. We can connect hoses to the top of cell phone towers and turn them on when we need rain. It's the exact same thing. Science should put its effort into stopping rain.
Madden 10 comes out in a few days, and I not only know that, but am excited about it. And I'm 24 and a half. This is my life.
