I've been having to shave a lot more lately which is slightly annoying. I think I'm finally becoming a man. It's annoying because I rank shaving in the top 3 most annoying tasks. It's in a dead heat with laundry, dishwashing, packing, cleaning, or any other chore.
This guy at work the other day told me that the physical peak for a man was in the 28-30 range, so I told him that sounded pretty good.
I had this weird feeling about going to this AVN
Porn Convention this year for a few laughs, but the problem is that it's the weekend before the Houston Marathon. That would be too ultimate of a roadblock. I'll have to pass I think. My next vacation is North Carolina around Thanksgiving time, then I have a few stone of vacation hours left to kill for something. Potential destinations:
1)
Mykonos2) England or something
3)
Deadwood, South Dakota
4) Somewhere random in America
Lately I've been changing my desktop background at work daily. This week has been Superhero Week. Yesterday, I stuck on this Captain America themed background:
So then the workmate across from me decided he'd try to counter my superhero backgrounds by putting the corresponding logo of the hero's archnemesis. A quick google image search for Captain America's archnemesis
Red Skull yielded a few pictures, including the following:
And then came his classic quote: "
I can't really put a swastika." This led to my greatest guffaw in weeks.
That workmate is going to be on vacation all next week, rubbing more salt into my Not-On-Vacation wound. If there are any kids out there, cherish your summer breaks. Like, with all your heart and soul.
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