Sunday, 12 July 2009

• Give Me A Lake That I Can Dive Into

  I deleted my previous post because all the embedded videos made the explorer window weird on my friend's computer and I lost my HTML for Dummies book so I couldn't figure it out.  But for all my classic lame videos go to www.youtube.com/theendlessmike. 
  
  If you ever want to repay me for all the love and blasts I bring into the world, now there's a way how.  Buy me this. 
  
  
  
  I might invest the 4,000 dollars for the whole set myself except the shoes are size 9 and everyone knows that I wear size 13.  So all I could do with the shoes is stick them on my mantle for decoration and chick magnetism. 
  
  When I was like 8 years old, my stepdad told me that they actually did have hoverboards in France, but they just didn't sell them in America because the US government didn't approve them for safety yet.  And the internet wasn't around back then for me to confirm.  My stepdad was sort of an asshole.
  
  Why is it that in movies, when there's some evil killer after a woman, the woman will like hit him in the head with a club and the guy falls down.  But then instead of continuing beating him, the chick just runs away and the guy recovers within like 5 seconds and starts chasing her. 
  
  Me and my friends are planning a ski trip coming up.  It's going to be awesome because I can prove to everyone how I dominate and do black slopes. 
  
  Uhh, I found this weirdo on ebay that sells like these "wiccan spells".  I don't understand because their feedback score is 1959 with 99.9% positive.  So people are actually buying these spells.  I don't get it.  Why didn't I think of this first. 
  

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