Met with the Neurologist today to talk about my dome. Went pretty well. I have an MRI and an EEG coming in my very near future. Looking forward to that.
EEG CostumeMaybe they'll let me take the hat home after to pick up some street-walkers. I can con women into thinking I'm a time traveler. Chicks dig time travelers.
My dream would be that they stick the weirdo cap on me and then all of a sudden I close my eyes really hard and put my hand out and start lifting the table with my mind. And then I start smashing stuff telekinetically and then the attendant guy goes to press some alarm button and I say, "Not so fast!", and then lift him with my mind and throw him against the wall. But I doubt that will come true.
The doctor said my frequent deja vu and phantom smells probably isn't cool, so I get to take
Keppra now. Better safe than sorry if you ask me, because if I have any more seizures then I wouldn't be legally allowed to drive for 6 months, and there goes my NASCAR career.
I'm kinda sad that this medicine is supposed to put an end to my deja vu spells. I liked having the feeling that I could tell the future. Even though it's really just a mini-seizure in your memory lobe. And weirdo smells is a mini-seizure in your smell lobes.
The local Kroger is my favorite hangout. So much so, that I notice the little lame things they do. Like this:
Translation: In an effort to keep you from stealing, thus making us lose money, we stick alarm things on our more expensive and easy-to-swindle products. And since these things often don't deactivate when you scan them, you'll occasionally be scared out of your mind as the alarm goes off when you walk through the door.
I saw this restaurant today. It wasn't open yet, so I didn't go, but I think it will be my new favorite hangout, date destination, business lunch locale, etc. I want to get married in the Spicy Panda. Or atleast have them cater my wedding. Best. Restaurant. Name. Ever.
Oh, and they even have an
epic website complete with music!
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@wynnw -
I'm like Rogue from X-Men. I don't care about my powers, I just want to be able to touch Iceman. The heterosexual version of that.