Is That Something You Might Be Interested In?Yeah, me neither. Crawfish boils aren't really about crawfish anyway, are they? They are about the beer. And to a lesser extent, the company.
Thinking about it more, Joey's Fourth Annual Crawfish Carnival was the first party I've gone to at a married friends house. WeEeEiIiRd.
I think I still have atleast 3 marriage pacts out there active. Although atleast one is from middleschool. And I can't remember the proposed ages for automatic marriages. Plus, I don't think it will hold up in court. You know what, that makes me think...
Genius Idea Of The Day: Marriages with a proposed start date. Like, say you and your good opposite-sex friend are both sort of worried about ending life dead and alone, get married now! But at date X in the future. And put it in contract form. And then if you get married to someone else before that date, then it's null and void.
I don't want to get married anyway. More than that, I want to live somewhere else. I think if I'm like fifty and I look back and I've lived in Texas for my whole life, I'm gonna consider it a bit of a downer. That's why I'd like to transfer somewhere intra-company (
Reading for instance), or maybe just up and quit and go off to my dream land of New Zealand.
Okay, here's a story that's funny to me and atleast one other person. Something like 2 years ago, me, my girlfriend at the time, and a few other people were sitting around, and we wanted to mess with one of our other more douchebag friends. So, we got on facebook and created this fake person and named her "Kirstin Cooper". We got this random picture off of the internet of a pseudo-hot girl in a somewhat normal looking scenario, then we all sort of friended her (although I never did because I'm too cool to friend a fake person I create), and then we got on that name and friended this sucker guy too who we wanted to clown. Of course, he started posting on her wall and stuff and falling in love yada yada. I don't know if we ever even broke it to him, and I have since even forgot the e-mail address and password to whatever I registered this fake facebook person too.
But, low and behold, they were recently recommended as a "Person You May Know" on facebook. Insta-classic.
Nothing Better Than My Past Self Making My Current Self Laugh
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