How do you like them apples? Oh, Texas. I'm a masochist through and through. The hotter the better, that's what I've always said. You get a better workout when it's smoldering.
I played about 2 hours of basketball with the work crew this afternoon. I'm chalking that up as 10 straight days of working out (atleast 30 minutes of solid cardio). Tomorrow will make 11 for sure, and I see no end in sight. Summer body, ya know.
And, per usual, when it came to the basketball, my fitness level/effort is my only real skill. That and I'm relatively tall. And limber. And decent at jumping.
Maybe I should take a video of my one awesome party trick: the jumping-over-my-own-leg routine. I learned it from a Limp Bizkit music video circa '98, I think. And I haven't looked back since.
Joey's Fourth Annual Crawfish Carnival is this Saturday. I've been advertising/sponsoring this event
for years. I will showcase my jump leg trick, the rubber face routine, and then I will tenderly explain to the women that I can gaurantee them atleast one orgasm.
I bought this shirt online and it came in today and it's like a dress shirt, and it was all weird and folded and it had literally 8 pin things in it holding it together folded. Talk about overkill. I probably got Hepatitis C from it.
The British version of
The Office is all-together incredible. But I'd like to say that the final episode, the Christmas Special Part 2, is in my top 5 favorite episodes of anything ever. And I will hereby say that Tim Canterbury's final monologue in it is the single greatest monologue/quote I've ever seen in a TV show. It is so real, so heartbreaking, and yet so inspiring - all at once. I'd quote it here, but it would be a spoiler. And I've spoil it enough by quoting it all over my facebook and AIM away messages.
Okay, my clothes are done drying so gotta get after it. Worst. Chore. Ever.
Oh, and super P.S. - My networking-and-knowing-the-right-people-and-volunteering-for-everything-skill (yes, that's a real skill), has earned me ADMIN ability at work. Today: the ability to install programs on people's computers. Tomorrow:
The World.
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and the orgasm line is ten times better thanks to the misspelled guarantee and missed a space between the at and the least.
you are my favorite blogger ever. still.
and damn you were up late last night!
@AncienTree -
Thanks, now I'm just hoping for VNC Viewer.