So I ushered (read: bouncered) a wedding last night.
Highlights:
- Ushering in Joey's mom, whose perversion and eccentricity scarred many kids around the Golden Triangle for life.
- Catching the garter (in flight), with my box-out Dennis Rodman technique.
- Reuniting with alot of people I hadn't seen in a LONG time. And amazed that so many of my class are members of the faculty at good old Nederland Independent School District now. I still have nightmares about my schooldays there, that's how fast time flies.
Courtesy Of A Friend Who Actually Recognizes The Importance Of Quickly Uploading/Sharing Pictures.Because of a very special guest coming soon (wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more), I made an effort to clean my apartment today. I did pretty good. Just forced myself to get maniacal with it for about 25 minutes. I'll do more later. Maybe after my serendipitous free carpet shampooing tomorrow. Cleaning is kind of fun for like one minute.
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Public Service Announcement
They have this set-up at the local grocery store:
This is infuriating. All donations go to the West Houston Food Bank to "help end hunger." FYI - no one in Houston is hungry. Except maybe if they only could scrounge up enough change to eat 3 double cheeseburgers at lunch instead of the customary four. 90% of the people in this town couldn't do 10 pushups. 97% couldn't run a mile. These are facts. Everyone is fat, and no one needs food donated.
They should change the sign to "Help End Obesity" and then take food donations from fatties to burn in a bonfire. This is my revolutionary idea of the day. Just trying to help.
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