I'm heading out in a few hours for my long, awesome, trip of Biblical proportions. And probably Qu'ranian proportions too.
As always before a trip, it's important that I presume I'm going to die. Don't worry, I'm not scared of dying.
Just do all the things I said regarding my funeral and then my mom can decide who gets my stuff. I think I have a pretty huge amount of life insurance since I like signing up for everything possible, so it should put the fun in funeral. Also, I will leave my job to my friend Jeffrey. I think it works like that.
Don't expect any posts while I'm gone for 9 days. But, maybe you'll get one and be surprised.
I think it's time I whip out my favorite ever goodbye:
Sayonara suckers!
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Thanks, I'm a doll.