I woke at 2am this morning and the problem is that I really woke up. I swear my sleep patterns are like a stockchart. Sometimes it's so easy and sometimes it's impossible.
So I entertained myself for a few hours and ended up showing up to work at 4:30 am. That's different. But I got alot done in my 2 hours or so of solitude. I work best in the morning. But I socialize worst in the morning also. Not mutually exclusive.
Album of the Week: The album of the week is the first 3 songs of the "
Red Album" by Weezer. Namely "
The Greatest Man That Ever Lived." I've listened to that song something like 36 times today. Make it 37.
Do you have any idea how fast the past 10(!) months at work have gone by? You don't but I do. Too fast is the answer to that question. Coincidentally, that means the last 10(!) months of my life have gone by too fast as well. Atleast I have something to look forward to now (impromptu Spanish vacation). Give me something to look forward to. The day I run out of those things is the day I start training for Russian Roulette.
Ever since I ordered this mug and brought it to work, I've been drinking lots of tea. I like green tea, weirdo orange teas, ginseng infused teas, and really any tea. Especially Earl Grey though, because it's Captain Picard's favorite. I don't put any sugar or sweeteners in because that's for suckers. I have a secret passionate hatred for people I see drinking coffee every morning and pouring in sugar by the bucketful. Man up. Coffee is for closers.
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh.
Random facts:
- I have a huge pet peeve about people who walk with their arms crossed. I can't stand it. 99% of the time it is girls that do this. I first noticed how much it incensed me something like 5 years ago. I witness this abberation at work often. Humans swing their arms gently to their sides when they walk around. It's a fact. Only crazy people walk with their arms crossed and that's because they're in straight jackets.
I'd really love to know the backstory of this image.
Photographer: Okay, old man, we're going to take you out into the middle of the field, we're gonna put a straight jacket on you, you'll stand and scream while we take pictures.
Old man: Okay, but why me?
Photographer: Because you're old with white hair and a beard and mildly resemble Santa Claus.
Old man: So I'm playing Santa Claus in a straight jacket?
Photographer: No, I already told you, you old kook, just stand there pretending to scream.
I'll take care of the rest.
- When I step outside into the sun, there is a 19/20 chance that I will sneeze. Twice. Exactly twice. Nature is a cruel bedfellow.
I will not do any goonish April Fool's tricks tomorrow. On Xanga atleast. Scan back to my old April Fool's pranks if you're interested. Use that useful calendar thing on the side because I'm too lazy to link right now.
I reserve the right to pull atleast one mild April Fool's joke at work though. However it will be far away from fireable offense quality joke. Making it not really that funny. Fireable offense April Fool's Pranks are the best because you get the funniness of the joke and then you get the added secret bonus funny of being fired.
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