Sunday, 08 February 2009

• 24

  24 has a really old ring to it.  Mid-twenties? No, thanks.  Now my age is way more Melrose Place than Beverly Hills, 90210. 
  
  I found out by dumb luck yesterday that the guy who plays Creed on The Office has the same birthday as me.  I think he's my favorite birthday buddy.  Way better than Nick Nolte or lame Alonzo Mourning.
  
   
  Cool.
  
  Okay.
   
  Lame.
  
  I raged so much on Friday night that I don't even remember the end of the raging.  I guess that's a positive.  Nothing like binge drinking to ring in a birthday. 
  
  After seeing Slumdog Millionaire I have this weird desire to date/marry an Indian. 
  
  Some might speculate that's because the chick on there is just really hot.
  
  
  
  That's true and all, but my celebrity crush on Mindy Kaling from The Office has been reinvigorated.  I've even been reading her blog.  I will adamantly declare to my dying day and as I stand at the gates of Hell that she is hot. 
  
  
  I so would.
  
  I've come to the conclusion that I need more life experience.  I'm almost burned out on being a whale in a cubicle.  I need to go places, see the world.  I've never even been to New York.  Me, never being to New York.  How is that possible?
  
  I should go there, or to Vancouver (the Austin of the North), or Iceland, or New Zealand finally.  And then go to India and buy a wife, and then Greenland, and then maybe back to Houston one day in the future.
  
  Oh well.  Another year in the books.
  
  Birthday Last Year
  I skipped a year, apparently.
  Three Years Ago
  Four Years Ago
  I skipped five years ago too.

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