Saturday, 24 January 2009

• This Business Is All About Confidence

  First things first:
  
  
  
  Who drew this? Like a five year old?  How can you make Obama look like he's 70 years old and like he just took a hit off an opium pipe?
  
  I hate dealing with these morons at the car dealerships.  Stop sending me your emails with your stupid stock greetings, lame fonts, and irrelevant information.  Treat me like a normal person.  No wonder the American car companies are folding.  Just shoot straight and give me a drive-out quote.
  
  Here's an actual example.
  
  
  
  I had to take a screenshot to show the stupid huge bold crooked font. And why is everything possessive?  Power window's? Come on.  And since when is that a perk. When is the last time a window with a crank has been installed in a car? 1975 I think. AM and FM?!? I can't believe it.  What the hell is tilt anyway? 
  
  And the worst part is that this guy's deal is probably in my top 2 choices. 
  
   
  Obsolete
  
  This happy hour for work yesterday was incredible.  This new English guy has lived my ideal life.  He graduated from "University" in England then travelled all around like to Canada, Australia, New Zealand, and everywhere cool just doing odd jobs.  And his girlfriend that came with him was from NEW ZEALAND.  Unbelievable.  They met in Australia.  This guy is living my dream. 
  
  And he's so cool, I can't even be jealous. 
  
  And as a non-sequitur...
  
  
  
  No chance. 
  

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