Thursday, 22 January 2009

  • Bringing It

    Most of the times I'm indifferent to everything but then others I get this inner rage.  Things just set me off.

    One thing I hate is those stupid signs in front of churches sometimes.  Once I saw one that said "What we do in life echoes in eternity."  Great.  Awesome use of the Gladiator tagline.  Mix in a "Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters" sign and I might come to your church.

    Today I was driving by that same church and the sign said "50 Million Americans Have Been Aborted!"  Is that such a bad thing? Do we really need an extra 50 million people running around here? An extra 20% of suckers?  We already have enough unemployed as it is.

    This was for the anniversary of the Roe Vs. Wade decision.  Am I Pro-Life? No.  Am I Pro-Choice? Also no.  In fact, I'm Pro-Abortion.  If you're considering an abortion, you are probably a loser.  Your kid will probably be a loser.  You'll both be aborted.

    I saw this ad on some news show where it showed this fetus and was like "This baby's dad will abandon him. His mom will struggle to raise him... blah blah." And eventually the punch line was that the baby will grow up to be Barack Obama.  OMG!

    Yeah, anything looks good in hindsight.  The odds of your loser baby becoming President are about 10,000,000 times less likely than the Cardinals making the Superbowl.  Am I going to regret not betting on the Cardinals to make it before the season?  No, no one saw it coming.  Same reason why you shouldn't regret your abortion. 

    And maybe, just maybe, the mother fuckers who broke into my car AGAIN would be one of those abortions.  That's right.  Two break-ins.  Two broken windows.  Basically 1.5 months.  I'm not going to post any pictures about it because I don't like to think about it and I already know the universe hates me. 

    And I hate it back.

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Comments (7)

  • southerness
    What part of Houston is this? Was there anything lost? Maybe the apt will let you break your lease because of the high crime. That or they need to get some security.
  • EndlessMike03

    @southerness - west houston.  breaking my lease and moving would be more expensive and more hassle than changing anything in the world.  i already tried to get security in the form of a gun yesterday, but i have to wait til my new renewed license to come in.  to criminals, read: i have like 10 guns
  • AncienTree
    Sorry to hear about your car. I'm surprised you're pro-abortion--isn't 95% of Poland Roman Catholic? I assumed you'd be Catholic.
  • EndlessMike03

    In fact, I am VERY SKEPTICAL on anyone whose "chosen" a religion based on parent's religion or where they are from.  Mix in some free-thought, ya know.
  • SD1724
    Wow. To automatically assume that the mother and the child are losers because a woman gets pregnant and chooses to have an abortion is a ballsy, and quite frankly asshole thing to say. Many women are responsible and on birth control and things happen as in it's not 100 percent effective. So if a woman who supports herself and is not a "sucker" and has decided all along she doesn't want to bring a child into the world and she goes and has an abortion, then what does that make her? Is she still a loser?
    So are women who get pregnant on accidents the losers or just the ones who decide that abortion is a better choice for all involved at the time?
  • EndlessMike03

    @SD1724 - What are you talking about?  I said PROBABLY a loser.  That leaves the part where winners accidently get pregnant.  But you're still missing the point: I am PRO ABORTION!  For losers and winners alike! ABORTIONS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!
  • brittanymc2007
    this is why i can't get enough of your blog after all these years.

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