Wednesday, 17 December 2008

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  • I am somewhat almost all the way packed.  And it only took me ~10 minutes.
  • I am hereby refusing to shave at all on my vacation.  I can expect a top-notch horribly scraggly peach fuzz beard upon my return.
  • I should call the cable company and tell them to just delete all my non-HD channels.  I will never watch them.  In fact, I'd rather watch my own horrific death on repeat in HD than something good in normal definition.
  • I live by the motto of "Gotta Stay Positive".  It's easy and better.  Pessimism is a drag.
  • They advertise this thing on TV.  It makes me feel really creeped out like I want to end my life. It's called a "Snuggie".  It is a blanket with sleeves.  I hate it so much because the commercial shows people wearing this thing in public.  I wouldn't wear it if I was bare naked in the Antarctic.
    
    I want to set everyone on fire that would have this.  I just realized that everyone in the commercial is white.  What, minorities don't get cold and don't want to wear a stupid ass blanket around like a robe?  Or maybe minorities wouldn't want the bonus "boooklight" because they can't read?  Don't support this racist product.
  • The trailer for X-Men Origins: Wolverine has awakened my inner fanboy.  And injected him with methamphetamines and steroids.  Pumped.
  • I bought peppermint flavored chapstick because it helps my lips and peppermints are sort of like candy canes which is Christmas time.
  • I bought two bottles of Mountain Dew today as my contribution to the work eating party thing tomorrow.  It is just a joke because my former-supervisor drinks Mountain Dew all the time. 
  • I should literally be here within three days:
    
    And if I perish somehow before or while I'm there, you should all print out my xanga and carry it around and spread its word.  You can even get a cool name, how about disciples? Or apostles? Apostles sounds better.

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