It snowed today. In Houston. Texas. People all through the 20-90 age range at my work crowded around the window on our 11th floor in joy. I was unimpressed. Okay, kinda impressed.
The cold almost inspired me to turn on the heater. Then I remembered that I'm only half man and the other half is beast and I can handle anything. Even this:
The top one being current temperature, that is something like 65. But night could get tough, especially since my bed is by the window. The iceman cometh.
On a positive, I got to bust out the 20 dollar pair of socks that I bought last time I went skiing.
Toasty. Oh, I got my electricity bill today and it was down to 100 clams. That's 120 clams less than last month. And the rate is basically the same, but I guess my concerted effort to do laundry less often, never use any sort of air temperature modification, and occasionally turn my computer off has paid off. 120 bones worth paid off.
I was thinking the other day about the worst ways I'd want to die.
1) Being caught in a gigantic spiderweb and being eaten by said spider. I dreamt this the other night. Horrible.
2) Being buried alive. You can't even kill yourself when in this predicament to end the misery. Unless you swallow your first or something I guess.
3) The way
this guy did. Accidently throwing himself out of a window while performing a prank. My friend at work told me about this a while back, and I discovered it when I was researching
unusual deaths on wikipedia this past weekend.
Yeah, I research weird things all the time. This past weekend I did those deaths,
famous suicide notes, and songs that have reverse lyrics
back-masked into them.
Yesterday I learned about
BIID, where you want to amputate your limbs voluntarily. That's how I'm such a trivia/all-things-general-knowledge genius. There's no substitute for hard work.
I think if I had to amputate something it would be my head. As long as it was un-amputated back onto a robot body immediately there after.
Comments (1)
I learn the most amazing things from your blog posts.
I read through the backmasked list and I like some are really profound like "Yes I'm alive" and others are "eat donkey crap." No surprises there, Tenacious D.