Friday, 05 December 2008

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  My Under Armor order was cancelled because my shipping address did not match my billing (which it never does and no one ever cares) and I delete all the emails I get from companies so I didn't, like, "fix the processing order".  UH OH.  Oh well. 
  
  I had my annual review at work this week.  Although I've only worked there 6 months . It was pretty cool, though. 
  
  I kinda think that everyone in the country should have an annual review.  You can find out who is actually being good and helping society and who is worthless.  And if you are worthless, you get terminated! AKA EXECUTION!  VIA GUILLOTINE!
  
  They can be different categories kinda like a work review.  Punctuality. Income. Morals. Slutiness.  Sucking.  
  
  
  
  I went out with work people yesterday.  Long story short: I have a headache now. I kinda wanna put myself in the guillotine. 
  
  I came home from work the other day and I saw through the window that my light was on.  I thought someone had broken in and I would have to fight an attacker.  But my touch lamp just magically turned on I guess.  Lame.
  
  On my 6 month anniversary of work on Tuesday I got in my car after work and realized I had forgotten to bring my gym bag to work.  This had never happened.  Extrapolating this, I can expect to forget my gym bag 60 times in the next 30 years. 
  
  But my current prediction of living til 43 means I only have to forget it 40 times.  20 more years would be pretty good to live.  I don't like when people get too old like OJ Simpson and then they have to go to prison until death basically. 
  
  OJ is funny.  What's wrong with vigilante justice?  The law doesn't make sense sometimes.  It's like they want you to be good but then when you try to get your stuff back with guns you get in trouble? It wasn't his fault his ex-wife's head randomly fell off 15 years ago or so. 
  
  
  
  Look how nice he looks.  Charming smile. 
  
  Man, I am going to stay on my couch all day. But I did go to the grocery store earlier and I saw this.
  
  
  
  After all the negative connotations of the word douche I think someone should change the name of the product if they want it to sell.  Give it a positive spin. Like, call it a happybag or something.

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