Sunday, 23 November 2008

• Is He Having A Laugh?

  I went to the University of Houston Cougars game versus UTEP last night and it ruled.  My homeslice's boss gave us these prime tickets. 
  
  
  Not the Shocker.  Allegedly.
  
  I love going to sporting events  because it's the only chance one gets to yell as loud as they want. And screaming is awesome.  The game turned out to be really cool too.  There were all these cougars at the Cougars game,  i.e. hot old women with children.  Too bad their lame husbands kept blocking.
  
  
  
  The game ended sweet.  Going to things like this is cool in life as a young professional.
  
  The Cowboys stepped their game up and dominated today so I am pretty happy all-in-all.
  
  At my friend's house Saturday night there was this person who brought their kid who was like this 8 year old girl.  It reminded me how I like to play with little kids because they are funny and fun to talk to. 
  
  It makes me wish I had like a kid who's like 6 or something.  But I have the small hurdles of finding a girlfriend, forming a relationship, having a marriage, impregnation, babyism, toddlerism, lameism, and then finally they reach the age where they are cool and funny. 
  
  Maybe I should adopt one of those weird homeless kids from abroad. 
  
  
  Too Old/Dirty
  
  
  Damaged Product. 
  
  
  Too Evil Looking
  
  
  Too Boring Looking.  
  
  
  Attracts too many birds.
  
  
   
  Already Taken.
  
  I guess I'll have to try for a kid the old fashioned way.

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