I came home today and there was a phonebook at everyone's door. Great. Probably the last thing I need. Why would I ever open a phonebook? Is it 1972? Or the Stone Ages? No. Most I can do with a phonebook is rip it in half with my bare hands as a feat of strength. It probably costs 4 or 5 trees per phonebook too. Combine that with the junkmail I get and that's atleast 10 forests devoted just to me per year.
Flawless Victory.I have noticed that I hate the word "hubby". If I was a husband, and my wife called me hubby or referred to me as such to a third party, I would file for divorce immediately. That's one of the mortal sins. What a lame word.
I only got porn when I google image searched the word "hubby".I also can't stand when a girl refers to her friend as "girlfriend." Like, "Girlfriend, you should have seen what my hubby did last night." Doubly whammy. You have pressed your luck too far. Calling your friends that are girls girlfriend hasn't been cool since 1994 and no one thought it was cool then. I don't call my male friends boyfriends. I'm never even like "Hey, friend, let's go get corndogs at the fair." I just say, "Yo, what is up, Corndog 7 at the foodcourt."
Sometimes kids can't pronounce words right. That's okay except for that breed of kids that prounounce the r sound as a w. You are way off. "I wan and played at wecess today." Weally? You will be covered in wed blood soon if you don't learn how to make an R sound. It's one of the easiest ones.
I was watching some commercial this morning and they were showing these people who like to go outdoors or something. Then they showed this outdoor unicyclist and I was like, "Cool, they are making fun of unicyclists. I hope he falls." But, he never did. They were serious. They like unicyclists. A unicyclist embodies all that I hate. They are arrogant because they think they don't need two wheels. They are smug because they think they are better than everyone. And they are racist because I've never seen a black unicyclist.
What the Death Penalty is made of.There are still plently of things wrong with the world, you just have to look harder sometimes.
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Oh my god, I know that guy. I mean I don't know him, but I've DEFINITELY seen him before, while I was in Miami last winter. I could never forget that tightass pink outfit.
and oh i refer to my 'female friends' as girl friends :) it's just normal i think - to me at least.