My weekend this weekend was a huge defragmentation session. I don't think I talked to anyone but myself via my vocal chords. Just how I like it.
My hobbies on such occasions include:
1) working out
2) playing football videogames
3) listening to sports radio
4) running
5) watching football
6) watching shows
7) sleeping
And I ate alot of cereal in a row too. It's good to defrag your body with awesome grape nuts and fiber one. I scratched oil change from the to-do list so who can complain about this winning weekend.
Now I have clean house and buy a dresser left on the list in my head.
I used to love to do the elliptical, but then I switched to treadmill because I like to do intervals. This idiot tried to tell me the elliptical was feminine, but this same idiot thought the stairmaster was manly. When I think the stairmaster is the most feminine of all. Bottom line: I'm manly so I'll do whatever I want and not care. I wear red shorts and hot pink shoes and today I did the stairmaster because it was the only machine with a view of the TV I wanted.
These dudes are dudes. But I think it is the same tool in different clothes.
I hate old people so much. Especially those that pretend they are still worthwhile. Why don't they just give up? Why are they exercising? Old person meat tastes disgusting so it's not to bulk up for that. Old people don't even have sweatglands. Research shows that old people always wear longsleeves and longpants to workout so no one can see their old bodies. That's nice of them, but it would be nicer if they would just stop working out and stop breathing.
I don't have any plans for any weekends coming for a while. So I see alot of videogames in my near future. Videogames and women. Okay, not women.
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