I'm busy today eating bananas and clif bars and watching football and playing videogames.
Clif Bars RuleIt's good to have a complete life like me. I know alot of people who are around my age, who go out and make mistakes like getting married and then their lives suck. I've noticed alot of these people retune their lives to revolve around something stupid - like dogs.
If the highlight of your life is hanging around and playing with your dog and then talking about your dog and taking pictures of your dog and putting them on facebook, or dressing up your dog in a costume, then the highlight of your life sucks.
I hate dogs, they are so annoying. Getting a dog is one of those things that's always good in theory, but then when you actually do it it sucks. Like getting a girlfriend or getting a swimming pool. You get the dog and you're like - this is pretty cool. But then you realize you can't go anywhere whenever you want, and you have to clean after it, and it barks and is annoying.
The problem is, all these people say they love their dogs but the dog couldn't care less about you. All the dog really wants to do is run away. That, or kill your kid, and then run away.
The only good kind of dog is a dog with rabies. They've always made me laugh and intrigued me.
I read this book once where there were some kids, and then this dog was walking down the street and this old man was like "It's a mad dog!" and then they shot it. I forgot what that book was, but it was awesome.
The only way I'll ever get a dog is if I hire someone to take care of it for me. Same with getting a swimming pool. I can barely take care of my 1 bedroom, 1 bathroom apartment - some might say I can't. So, I can't afford to get anything that will lay more responsibility on me.
My only question is why do these rabid dogs not bite the cameramen?
Oh, and yesterday I bought some new sweet-ass fire red shorts to go with my fire red shoes. But I didn't invest in a fire red shirt because there's a fine line between being cool and being a loser dressed in all fire red.
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