Sunday, 19 October 2008

• Eh, Nevermind

  I can't end this xanga. It is the only thing keeping the human race from annihilation.
  
  I have this theory that there's an alien battleship hovering around and they recieve the transmissions of all the horrible TV shows out there and stupid news shows and miserable blogs and they want to destroy earth - and rightfully so. 
  
  But then they read my good posts and realize there's hope afterall.
  
  Plus, my mind is too blog oriented to quit.  Do you realize that when I do anything at all, I think about posting it on my blog?  I went running yesterday and had like 10 things I wanted to post, but then I was like, "Oh, wait I supposedly quit."
  
  Like how I bought these new awesome running shoes for my half marathon.  And they are supposed to be "fire red" and they looked fire red in the store, but in the sun they sort of look hot pink.  But I don't care because I'm awesome and know I am a man.
  
  
  They are red damn it!
  
  And how else could I express my excitement about going to a Halloween party dressed as Captain Lee "Apollo" Adama from Battlestar Galactica!?  It's probably the greatest thing I've ever done, and if I don't express my unbridled joy my heart will have a nuclear meltdown.
  
  
  This will be the greatest Halloween of all time. 
  
  The bottom line is that my mind is too hard-wired and blog centric to quit.  And it's not all that destructive a hobby. 
  
  I guess I just wanted an epic series finale.  But that can come when I'm dead.  Without even going into much hyperbole, writing on here is the only thing I have to live for.  Otherwise I'm just a guy working a job, surviving for no apparent reason, and watching TV.  If I can write down some stupid thoughts, then atleast that's something of substance I produce in my life.  Plus the bottom line is... The End Has No End.

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