Wednesday, 08 October 2008

• Apocalypse Soon

  I watched the lame ass Presidential debate last night. Do you know what I think it was like? Lame ass.
  
  Um, where was the eye candy?  Not in the mutants in the crowd, that's for sure.  Hey, if you're gonna ask a question at a Presidential debate, learn to read first.
  
  I hereby am calling for an age limit for President.  How about 65? And I'm being incredibly liberal in this. If we don't trust people over 70 to drive, or work a job, or feed themselves, how can they be President.  Honestly, listening to McCain wheeze through the whole thing made me want to puncture my own lungs.
  
  And since when does going through some torture 40 years ago give you a lifetime of credit?  Does that qualify you for the White House? No.  The way you qualify for the White House is being a governor of a large state (in terms of land mass) for a year or so. 
  
  I hate these debates because no one is held accountable.  You break the rules in football, you get a penalty.  You lie in a debate, who cares.  Nothing.  You should be penalized votes for that.  Honestly.  And it's all talk anyway.  Do people ever follow through with the shit they say? No.  So who cares.  Not me.

  My dream ticket would be Obama-Palin.  Let's take the old white guy out of American politics.  I hate white people so much. 
  
  Check that, my dream ticket is actually me and Palin.  But not running for the White House, but running for my bedroom.  Holding hands.
  
  
  A Dream Come True
  
  My running training has been pretty good lately.  I have to take tomorrow off of exercise due to happy hour obligations, but no harm, no foul. 
  
  From an actual email I got, per Monster.com : "Are you only looking for positions in New Zealand and Australia, or are you open to U.S. positions as well? Your resume indicates that you are only interested in opportunities in New Zealand and Australia."
  
  Answer: Yes, I only want NZ and Australia you fool.  Why would I want to live in America any more? Give me the outback anyday.  The US will be anarchy soon.  And for all I know, Australia could be too.  But, I've seen Mad Max, so I atleast have a plan for post-apocalyptic Australia.
  
  Here's the secret. Try to horde fuel, get a dog, and watch out for this guy:
  
  

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