Thursday, 02 October 2008

• Palinsanity

  So, even though I said I wouldn't, I did tune into the debate.  The hype for this debate was so high, that Jim Rome even talked about it on his radio show, so after that I decided watching it was a must.
  
  I have been behind Sarah Palin from the start, and any reader of this blog can attest to that. But, I was surprised to learn that after the initial positive reaction to Sarah's grand unveiling, public support of her has actually decreased.  Why?  She's as hot as ever.
  
  I haven't been watching any reviews/reactions to the debate, and I probably won't, because I watched it, and I came to one conclusion: Sarah Palin is my soulmate.
  
  I didn't really pay attention to what she was saying.  Not the stuff she said verbally atleast.  I try to read between the lines and see what she's saying with her body language, and her body, and her beauty. 
  
  And I think what she was saying was something like this:
  
  
  "Here I am.  Hot as ever.  On your 46" flatscreen."
  
  
  "I'm debating some old guy."
  
  
  "Wow, Michael. You think I'm hot?"

  
  
  "Aww. You flatter me."
  
  
  "I think you're hot too, Michael baby. XOXO."
  
  
  "I'm more than just a pretty face. Check out my butt."
  
  
  "I can be serious, too.  Seriously hot."
  
  
  "Look at my butt, again."
  
   
  "Sorry, Joe. I'm taken.  And Michael will probably kick your ass for touching me."

  And now I have the debate DVR'd to rewatch forever.  I wish I could somehow take out the cutaways they had of that guy talking.  He kept mentioning Scranton, which reminded me that this debate preempted the new episode of The Office, which infuriated me.  But then they'd cut back to Sarah and my heart would go all aflutter again.
  
  Oh, to be young and in love.

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