Some good news lately.
First of all, I found out the chronic stomach pain I've had for months isn't stomach cancer or stomach self-destruct syndrome, but is probably due to the 4 packs of gum I chew a day at work. From the artificial sugars and the extra air swallowing. Go figure.
In other work related news, some people around me were having a conversation about politics the other day. Worst. Idea. Ever. Don't talk about politics at work. No good can come of it. But anyway, then one was like, "Michael, who are you voting for?" So I told them about how I don't care and probably won't vote. But they wouldn't take that for an answer so I said I would vote for Sarah Palin because she's hot. That's my official stance to the public now. They thought I was joking. I guess technically I was, but it's the issue I'm most concerned with right now. Who cares about the economy? As long as I'm upper-middle middle-class.
You may wonder if I'm going to watch the Vice Presidential debate tomorrow night. Answer: no probably not. How would you like to watch the love of your life on national TV being oggled by millions of men across the country, while you sit at home in your sweatpants with tears streaming down your face because you know you can never have her?
XOXO <3 BFF :''-( In really great news, today, in the Kroger parking lot, I saw maybe the weirdest/funniest/most disturbing thing ever. I did not hesitate to stand there and blatantly take a picture.
Feast your eyes:
What is it that you see? Even I am not completely sure. This car was parked in the handicapped parking lot with this corpse abandoned inside.
Luckily they propped the door open for said cadaver so it could get some air.
Attention Kroger shoppers: Do not leave comotose passengers unattended in your vehicle.
Also, I saw a couple of midgets in the Kroger parking lot the other day, but I wasn't disrespectul enough to stare, much less take a picture. I like midgets. They make great porn. Okay, that joke is probably too far, even for me.
I have 4 shows to watch weekly now: Entourage, The Office, Dexter, and Heroes. With Heroes being on the fringe because I hated the season premiere so much.
Another thing I hate: I'm convinced that listening to the song "Sound of Silver" by LCD Soundsystem makes my teeth hurt. They start to feel like I'm chewing tinfoil. I'm not sure if music is capable of doing that. More than likely, I'm losing my mind. But I'm fine with it.
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@wynnw - I used to. I would chew basically 9 hours straight, and I hated when the gum lost its flavor. Its a good way to work out stress. I started kicking the habit today by keeping it to one and i felt much better.