Monday, 29 September 2008

  • Forgo The Parable

    I very rarely match my socks.  Usually they are the same colour, but I can't promise much more.  Is it nature or nurture? I'm not really sure if it comes down to that. 

    I guess it is in my nature to not match them.  Although I was nurtured to fold my clothes and match them properly.  So nature wins out.  But a drying machine is neither nature nor nurture and it is often responsible for socks disappearing.  So, this is a sort of e) none of the above question.

    My new phone is sweet as all get-out, but if there's a problem, it's that I can't take secret pictures as easily.  You can pretty much tell when I'm taking a picture rather than just jacking around on the phone. 

    I had to risk life and limb to snap a photo of this guy.

    crypt  

    There are a variety of reasons why I felt it worthy to take this stooge's picture.
    1) He was buying one bottle of cheap wine. Only.
    2) He was paying via cash.
    Deduction: He is the saddest man on the planet.  Likely earned 10 dollars at work and is foregoing food for fortified wine.  However, he is smart enough to use the self-checkout, which makes me think he is smart enough to realize his sad lot in life.  He probably has no family, or they abandoned him.
    3) He has a crypt keeper haircut.
    Deduction: He works as a crypt keeper.  Crypt keepers often have long, scragly, gray hair.  For example:



    Advice: Save your money over 5 graveyard shifts... at the graveyard... and buy yourself a single bullet and 4 bottles of wine.  Now get out your grandpa's old Smith & Wesson.  Then chug a few bottles of the wine, look at old pictures of your dead relatives/friends, and load the gun.  The answer will come to you soon thereafter.

    I have officially purchased my ticket for my triumphant return to Poland.  There's alot of bones right down the drain.  But, a Jedi's gotta do what a Jedi's gotta do. 

    I haven't really added any decoration to my apartment in months.  My capital gets expended elsewhere.  Plus I'm always tired at home.  I need one of those ladies that you make a commitment with and they will give you companionship and help around the house and decorate and make you dinner for when you are home from work.  I think they are called maids.  Or illegal immigrants.

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