I don't have work today. Our building survived any damage but the low water pressure around town makes it so we can't flush the toilets there and there isn't enough water to power the air conditioning.
So, don't flush the toilets. Big deal. And work in the heat. I get more work done when sweating anyway. I've had enough of sitting in the apartment, bat in hand, trying to PROTECT THIS HOUSE! I'd rather go to work and compare cool hurricane stories.
Haha. In searching googleimage search for xanga decoration I found this picture, although it is totally unrelated to anything I'm talking about.
Yesterday was the equivalent of bamboo-under-the-fingernail torture as they decided to show local stupid ass fucking news all day long instead of the NFL games. I was on the verge of spontaneous combustion. Luckily, I have NFL Network (along with every other channel because I rule) so that kept me from implosion.
Somehow, a piece of sheetmetal had been stuck under my car from the Hurricane. I forgot to document that in my documentary. Maybe I'll talk about it in my follow-up documentary
The Hurricane Chronicles: Revisited. It will include interviews with all the stars of the The Hurricane Chronicles including me and me and me.
These new scratches have probably lowered my car's trade-in value by another 500 clams. That puts its trade in value at -500. I'll get a new car one day. Target: next February or so when I get my tax refund.
Speaking of low water pressure, which I did speak about in the first paragraph, you don't want to know how long it's been since I took a shower. Or do you? If you do, then you're weird.
I'm going to play a game. Typing a random word into google image search and picking the funniest picture from the first page.
Choke hold:
Tequila:
Robot:
Euthanize:
Spontaneous Combustion:
Comments (4)
@clarey217 - my flushing water pressure is fine, only an issue in my high rise work building