Friday, 12 September 2008

• A Final Letter

  Dear Friends, Family, Comrades, Compatriots, Associates, Peers, Contemporaries, and Enemies:
  
  I do not fear the unknown.  And I do not fear the known either.  I also do not fear things I neither know or don't know.  In conclusion, I fear nothing.  Including this:
  
  
  
  
  
  I just got done sleeping for 14 hours.   I needed to store up my memory for what is sure to be a memorable weekend. 
  
  I have everything I need: brass knuckles, a baseball bat, stainless steel cookware, a b.b. gun that doesn't work but looks like a real gun, brussel sprouts. 
  
  Looters beware: your reign of terror ends here.  The last thing you will see will be a man/blur equipped with a powerful baseball bat.  And then, the sweet release of death. 
  
  Same goes for zombies, loose zoo animals, and innocent bystanders.  I live by the motto, "Swing first and don't even ask questions later because it will be too late to bring them back to life by then anyway."
  
  
  Looter Repellant
  
  I am only mildly concerned about losing electricity and succumbing to boredom.  I have my camera charged to document my plunge into insanity.  And I can also take pictures of the wind and rain.  And the corpses of fallen criminals.
  
  So, with that, I wish you all the best of luck in your lives.  Mine might end soon.  But probably not.  And if I'm dead, you've all been dead for weeks.
  
  Yours Truly,
  EndlessMike03
  
  P.S. - What's the deal with people stocking up with water and toilet paper during a hurricane?  Water comes free from the sky.  And do you expect to use more toilet paper than usual? Why? Dysentary? Because you are disgusting? I don't know.  I say stock up on bullets and firearms instead. 

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