Do you have any idea how tired I am about hearing about Hurricanes?
Answer: Kind of alot.
1) This is the third time I've been bothered about a Hurricane this year. How many of my friends have been killed by hurricanes? Zero. How many of my enemies have been killed by hurricanes? Zero. So I'm breaking even here, so why should I care?
2) My apartment is a fortress. Nothing could hurt me. This includes hurricanes, lions, criminals, clouds of locusts, avian flu, or icebergs.
3) I lived in Nederland for a million years and we only got to evacuate twice. And now they do it like 4 times a year. Do you know how much I used to want hurricanes back then when they would translate to missed school? More than anything I wanted ever. But I don't even care now because if we have to evacuate and I miss work, then I have to make it up anyway and it will not be fun.
4) Even worse than the Hurricane is people talking about the Hurricane (present post excluded, this rules). Everyone is like "Evacuation blah blah. Hurricanes suck blah blah. Blah blah blah blah." Worst case scenario: your stuff gets destroyed and your family has no home to come back to. Not a big deal.
5) Meteorologists piss me off. They never predict the track properly. It changes like every couple of hours. So, why even predict period if you are always wrong? Only a complete moron would become a meteorologist, so that means all meterologists are morons.
6)
Hurricane names suck. After my friend told me that Marco and Polo are both reserved names for storms this year, I love hurricane names.
7) Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets. And rain washes my car for free sometimes too. Except now I park under a roof thing. I hope it doesn't fall on my car. Check that, I hope it does fall on my car. Insurance claim, Act of God, car totalled, brand new Ferrari.
8) I have a new cell phone. The LG Voyager TITANIUM no less. It looks like this only titanium colored.
And luckily enough it comes with hurricane repellant.
Comments (2)
I hope you got a good hurricane shelter... not quite the same as a tornado shelter I dont think.
I dont know what I'm talking about. There's only rain here in seattle.
I am pro-your new cell phone, and the fact that you always get the phone I have. You followed me with the Chocolate (un)coolness, and now with the Voyager. It has proven to be bad-ass so far.