Everyone is interested in my thoughts on current events and likes my takes on politics so I will start there. I watched the news for about 43 seconds today because they were showing my <3 S-Pal on one of the TVs. So, of course, I switch over to get my fill.
But then they pulled the rug out from under me by switching to a clip of Hillary Clinton. AAAH!!!
Finish her! Flawless Victory!Memo to Democrats: stick Hillary back in the attic. Or the cave. Or the coffin. You are only hurting your own cause by running her out there to campaign. Because people look at her, and then they look at the faire maiden Sarah, and the choice is clear.
But, I was listening to Hillary because I was too flabbergasted to change the channel for a moment. And then Hillary started talking saying something like "Choosing the Republicans to clean up this mess is like..." and I thought for a split second, "Oh my god! She's going to say it! She's going to say it's like showing up to a party with a boner in sweatpants!" But then instead of dropping that epic blast and ensuring the Democrats victory, she went with some lame "It's like trusting the iceberg to save the Titanic."
Nice recent reference H-Rod. The Titanic happened 90 years ago. And even the movie was 10 years ago. You know, back around the time your husband was boning that BBW Monica. ALLEGEDLY.
I don't even have an opinion. In fact, I've already donated my vote to a much more informed non-citizen. Because that's the kinda guy I am.
I was watching football all day yesterday because I am a man's man and I like to watch football. I am in this suicide pool at work (for entertainment purposes only) and it was funny because when the Panthers pawned heads for gold versus the Chargers, like 4 dudes were eliminated.
The dude that caught the winning TD was this dude Dante Rosario.
Great right, big deal. But then when they were showing the stats after the game, they called him freaking Rosario Dawson. I took this screenshot to prove it.
In fact, the moron calling the game even referred to him as Dawson because of that.
You know Rosario Dawson, the freaking chick from Clerks 2 and from RENT.
Strangely hot, BTW.
Nice work dude in charge of putting the stats on the screen. You have one job, to type up some stupid words and numbers and make them come on TV. It is a job for a monkey. And you blew it. With hilarious results.
I like being at work better than not being at work. I'm getting tired of being alone. I slept in the living room last night so I could go to sleep via TV. Everyone at work is cool. Even the people that aren't cool are still cool to make fun of ERRRRRR... aww f it, make fun of.
I love football because every year is new. A clean slate. You start fresh. So much hope, anticipation. Don't you wish you could do that at life sometimes? Well you can, just kill yourself.*
*Not an endorsement of suicide. Unless you really want to.
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Your obsession with Palin is becoming unhealthy. Her (pregnant) daughter is way hotter.