Wednesday, 23 July 2008

• Where Is My Mind?

  Maybe it's the rigours of a 9 to 5 (7-4:30 actually), but I'm losing my edge. 
  
  And that's not all I'm losing.  I'm losing things too.  Like my badge from work a couple of weeks ago.  And now I don't know where I put my iPod. And not being able to find something is the worse feeling in the world.
  
  I've been losing my appetite too.  I did my day long fast and then yesterday I didn't have breakfast or lunch, and then I had trail mix for dinner.  I think I have a tape worm.
  
  Actually, I think a tape worm makes you hungrier. So I have an opposite tape worm.  A bizarro tape worm. 
  
  Atleast I have HBO On Demand in order to watch stuff like Curb Your Enthusiasm and Entourage. 
  
  Speaking of Entourage, my sweet ass sunglasses that Vince wears in Entourage came in.  And I'm watching Entourage right now, and they are playing a Kings of Leon song.  That's a good sign for life.
  
  What's with people who back into parking spots? I can't stand this behavior.
  
  It's so easy to pull into a parking spot forwards.  And so easy to reverse out.  But reversing in, well it's too much effort.  And it takes people 15 minutes.  While I'm forced to wait.
  
  Basically, the balance of effort does not support work out in the favor of backing into a parking space.  Or should I say favour.
  
  I'm going to start putting unnecessary u's in words like the British and see what happens.  That will add some colour to life.

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