I start work one week from today which is pretty cool. Doing nothing all day is alot harder than it sounds.
They should have these cool hibernation chambers where you can go in and they put you in a coma for whatever your desired duration is. The benefits are multi-fold. Firstly, you can more easily waste time this way if you have nothing to do. And you can use it for dieting since you can just sit on IV instead of eating food. Not to mention that sedatives are fun.
I wish I could grow my wisdom teeth back just so I could go get put to sleep and have them out again. Maybe the best feeling ever is to wake up like nothing happened and you had some sort of operation.
The Detroit Pistons came out to the song "The Final Countdown" by Europe. Good choice of a weirdo cheesy song from the eighties. I can't listen to it without thinking of Gob Bluth dancing around the stage.
I mean, I like the song. It is my ringtone after all. But I'm not sure the modern NBA player would appreciate it.
Maybe they would get pumped up to something a little more contemporary. Like "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio. I think NBA guys like that.
There is this osteoporosis drug called Boniva to keep old ladies bones from collapsing into dust.
My only question is, how did the name "Boniva" end up on a osteoporosis drug and not on an erectile dysfunction pill?
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