I've been having this war with these morons over at
wikipedia lately. I was trying to be a good guy and help add encylopedic information, so I added the following to the entry about
sweatpants under a section I called "Disadvantages"
== Disadvantages == | |
| In general, sweatpants are not considered appropriate attire for events such as parties. One disadvantage of sweatpants is that they do not effectively conceal erections. This can be problematic for male sweatpants wearers. It is thus inadvisable to wear sweatpants when attending a social function where one might become aroused. |
I mean come on. That is the best encyclopedia entry I've ever seen in my entire life. Imagine the people I could help by sharing this information. Try to comprehend the unimaginable embarrasment I could save the countless people out there who would have otherwise worn sweatpants to a party and ultimately been stricken with untimely arousal had it not been for my article. I'm trying to save lives here.
But then, all the freaking losers who volunteer their time to check edits on wikipedia kept deleting it. So I kept undoing their deletes and berating them and justifying my addition. But then, those losers
banned me.
I mean, honestly. I think they are just sad because they only own sweatpants, or something. Or they are jealous about how smart my entry was because it makes theirs look bad. What are they thinking?
I even appealed my ban with a well thought out paragraph, but an adminstrator denied my appeal. I cannot believe what is happening to the world today. I'll see how happy these people are when they throw a party, probably some sort of Dungeons and Dragons party because they are losers, and then someone arrives with sweatpants while sporting an erection and the party is invariably ruined.
Deleting my wikipedia entries is the worst idea since showing up to a party with a boner in sweatpants.
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