It's hard to come up with any good takes when I just hang out all day.
It's alot easier when I go to college and am exposed to wave after wave of inbred moron all day long.
I'm just in my hometown maxin' and relaxin'. I'll have more smack to run on another day. Here are some minor thoughts though to satiate any desire for minor thoughts.
They've got alot of cougars hanging out at the track here. And everyone follows the track rules, so I don't even get super mad out there. I've always said Nederland is a slice of paradise buried in the middle of Southeast Texas.
I went to the doctor today and everyone kept confusing me. They are like, "Are you going to self pay?" and I'm like "What does that mean?" Don't try to trick me with your weirdo jargon. I won't stand for it.
Then this old moron lady was taking a left and took it into my lane which I was in also taking a left, because it's like two left turn lanes side by side. That really pissed me off and was forced to discipline her through the power of the horn. I was so rattled that I proceded to go the wrong way on one way for like 5 seconds. Talk about GTA style driving.
If anyone wants a reasonably priced 27" TV you can come get it from me. I don't like toting it around in my backseat. I feel like a punkass motha.
Boom. Outta here.
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Thank flying spaghetti monster. I didn't know how I was going to survive without you writing.
I felt like a chump when I had all of my shit in my car as well.
@MetalGearRexMGS - its regular and it sucks, i cant afford flat panels.