So I've put in 30 miles in the last 4 days in the final pre-Summer fitness push. Is there nowhere in the world where stupidity and ignorance and/or utter indifference to other human beings isn't the overwhelming status?
The general rule at any and all running establishment and for any roads in the US is slower traffic keep right. That means outside since counter-clockwise is the general preferred direction of running.
So, get your fatass off the inside of the track. It's bad enough your tank ass takes up half the lane anyway, atleast let it be the outside of the lane. So people like me and others who aren't fighting a futile battle against obesity and early death don't have to commute around you every other lap.
It's just standard human logic. You're walking anyway, so what do you need the inside lane for? You should take the outside lane anyway to increase the distance your lardass is going. For the love of all things holy.
Oh, and it's even better when these walking coronaries decide to "work out" with a friend. So they walk around talking about their next hi-cal meal and take up even MORE valuable real estate on the inside track.
Can I not just live here without occasionally having to deal with you animals!?
I usually hate stupid "funny" pictures with stupid "funny" captions, but in my google image searching I found this and it struck me funny.
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