Monday, 07 April 2008

  • Shear Madness

    Whenever I see a guy with a ponytail, I have this inner soul-fueld urge to cut it off.  It is probably the most powerful emotion I feel on a day to day basis.

    If I had my way, I would just go around with a giant pair of garden shears chopping off ponytails.

    Dude, you're not Steven Seagal, so why do you keep your hair like that?  Woodstock isn't coming back anytime soon.   

     
    Steven Seagal sort of pulls it off

    The rest are getting laughed at behind their backs and need to be introduced to the cleansing power of the garden shears.



    One of these days when I totally give up on life I will finally do the things I want to.  Like cut off peoples ponytails, smash the windows of bad parkers, slingshot rocks at my loud neighbors, knock the sunglasses off of people who wear them on cloudy days or inside.  Basically just let out my aggression in real life instead of on xanga.

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Comments (6)

  • SaintLi
    A man rocking a ponytail? Wouldn't it be less soul crushing to other people (& save them the trouble) if they just wore signs that read "I'm either going to spend the rest of my life alone or in some crummy trailer. See you on Cops!" The only two hair styles that piss me off more would have to be the mullet and the comb over. Nothing feels more like a kick to my inner child's balls than those things.
  • soyviolet
    definitely!
  • spikedXfairy
    hahahahahahaha
    there is maybe two men i know that pull off a pony tail and it looks good!
    for sure.
    cut them off!
  • Pinkstar007
    Ok so when you decide to do all that stuff let me know so I can video. That would make for one awesome day. You could be a youtube star. And also end up in prison but hey at least you have fun doing it.
  • MARYBLOGS
    gross. me. out.
  • Night_Bloomer
    I feel you...
    I totally agree with you on those aggressions! I really do hate guys with pony tails and sometimes long unkempt hair. I would love to walk around with buzzers give them all haircuts. Oh, lets not forget the horrible beards that some guys think look good. Ugh, more hair to be rid of! And the sunglasses... never understood the compulsion to wear them indoors, defeats the purpose.

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