Tonight sucks as I am forced to do the most undesirable task: vacuuming.
It was my assignment as part of cleaning up this place. I'm not used to it, as I have my trusty robot Dice-K to do all my vacuuming back home.
Dice-K The RobotI can't believe people do this thing manually. It sucked so much in fact, that I did it for like 5 minutes and then I had to come write about how much it sucks.
One thing I hate about vacuuming is that the sound of the vacuum is in my top 3 most hated things. I hate loud noises, period. Door slams. Morons screaming. Nuclear explosions. I hate them all. But vacuum noises are probably even more annoying and nerve grating.
The good news is that I skiied for 5 days without suffering any injuries or fatalities. My skills are now legendary status, proven by me doing the black trails on the "Legends" ski lift today.
I almost went the whole day without falling, but of course, as I was skiing and thinking about how great I was for not falling all day, I fell. That's the way the cookie crumbles.
I'm in desperate need of a haircut. Maybe I just won't get one and look like a wildman. Or a douchebag. One of those.
Well, I let off enough proverbial steam about vacuuming, so I guess I'll just go finish now. I gotta pretend it's some sort of game. Like Tetris.
Yeah, it's just a really stupid loud boring version of Tetris.
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I HATE the sound of vacuums...(not as much as the fan that is constantly running in the ceiling of my office) but I hate the sound as well...the only beef i have with your post is...do you not like tetris? why are you dissin' tetris...it's free therapy man!
Skiing sounds awesome. I have to try it one day.
@guessImust - My tetris skills are the dreams are made of. I'm one of the best west of the mississippi. thats why i want to pretend my time with a vacuum is just tetris.
the wildman look is in. did you see 'into the wild'? lol
oh, and just for the record, i'm crazy jealous of your vaccum cleaner.