Thursday, 13 March 2008

  • As The Squirrel Turns

    Apparently, this Cuban soccer team came to play in Florida, then like all these players defected.  Wow, who didn't see that coming?

    Bringing Cubans to America and expecting them to stay with the team is like bringing Mark Mangino to McDonald's and expecting him to order a salad. It's just not gonna happen.

    Defecting is awesome anyway.  I'm essentially only in America because of defection from the then-Communist Polish government.  It's fun, communism sucks. 

    Like I highly doubt that I'd be able to purchase a pair of $22 dollar socks under a Communist regime, like I did yesterday.  They are these super high tech skiing socks that come up to just under my knees.  I think these are the same socks the astronauts wear when they ski... on Mars.  I heard the snow on Olympus Mons is beautiful this time of year.

    I don't know if the Colorado authorities are just way more relaxed, but I haven't been carded a single time this trip.  Maybe I'm beginning to look old.  That would suck. I like to order and enjoy the local brews, especially the ones with cool names, like Steam Engine Lager.  Yum Yum.

    Time to go put on my $22 socks.  I won't lie, they make me feel a bit like a superhero.  A superhero with really expensive socks.

    sockit
    Chicka chicka awesome socks.

    69
    I seriously doubt the owner of this back window
    decal has sex all day. However, his truck was
    parked at a motel.  Hmm...

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